I want doors that open, I don’t care how, and then the entire seat and footwell area slide out sideways from the car. I sit down, the seat slides back in, and then doors close.

Maybe if you ad a dash of Feldman

Blame the guy in the center lane. He lost focus.

Guy on right: The coronary.

And of course you post this without even attempting to address the specific issue raised by this crusader. Two women made fun of a mustache. A mustache!!!

33-7. Undefeated!!!

I remember doing the sitting on a toilet while puking in a trash can thing after drinking an E. coli smoothie. The highlight was when my then two year out son barged in, stood right in front of me and started marching in place while singing ya ya ya ya over and over again. It’s funny now, but in the state I was in,…

Don’t sell yourself short. You are a strapping young Bruce Vilianch if I ever saw one.

In the mid 90’s, I was driving across the country NY to CA in and old Lesabre when my transmission shit the bed in VA. The tow truck driver ripped me off, demanding $80 bucks for something that should have been free through AAA. The mechanic charged me for about $1,500 of work he didn’t do. The taxi from the motel to…

Lower an adjustable hoop down to 9 feet and I almost guarantee that your shooting will immediately improve.

We all just want to be bubbles.

The first car my wife and owned was a junker 1982 Nissan Datsun Maxima diesel. We got it from the side of her parents house. It did 0 to 60 in the amount of time it took you to drive to a high enough cliff and drive off. It was louder than a semi. It was brown. It had bubbly purple tinted windows.

It’s the car I learned to drive on. It was a stick. It had 4 wheel drive. It had proper low 4 wheel drive. It had appeared in Star Trek movies. Women threw themselves at high school boys that drove these. It was the car Thor drove when he descended from Mount Olympus.and defeated the Sleestak. It was everything.

Earth to Jalopnik. It’s 2015. Please DO NOT support this kind of racist stereotyping in cars.

There is no way the Nightmare gets such an enthusiastic response from the crowd in conservative Waterville, even if their rock band is “genu-wine”. Totally unrealistic.

I just logged in for the first time in forever, so this is a little late. Anyway, if you get to the bottom of the article you’ll see:

example - previously we though nothing can escape a black hole’s gravity. Not even light. Then we changed our minds about that.

The terrific Ethan Siegel article on MOND you link to goes on at some length to explains why MOND is not a viable alternative to General Relativity. Basically, MOND explains dark matter really well, but fails miserably when it comes to explaining our universe as a whole. Look up plasma cosmology for another example of…

<i>Congrats to Gabby Schilling who will pitch for the Salve Regina Seahawks next year!!</i>

Where’s the option for accidentally turning to the wrong page and ending up thoroughly confused?