I earned a gold medal in the Jericho wall jump, which, to be honest, hasn't been that impressive for around 3500 years.

Oh, Come on! I solved this problem years ago with the introduction of my silly putty desktop surface.

Barring a dismissal, Sandusky has requested the he be allowed to play himself in any reenactments of the alleged crimes.

I believe it was Chris Kaman walking around in the woods wearing nothing but a black wife beater and his signature red Robin Hood cap that was responsible for the recent ivory billed woodpecker sightings.

There was a similar outcry in the Ape Comunity when Frodo the chimp was referred to as an "out of control Jeffrey Dahmer" in the Banana Gazette.

I was much more comfortable watching this video of Flight Time on top of the Empire State Building than I was watching the the video where he’s inside the Big Easy.

Clicking speed? Clicking Speed? We’re talking about clicking speed?

Finally, you too can poop on the same toilet as Superman!

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: How could I forget this?

@Bob Ryan's Teeth: I wasn't expecting to enjoy that, but I did.

That was supposed to be this.

@Julian Vargas: or this one.

@Julian Vargas: I can understand this one, but not Say Say Say!

@Cyrus_the_virus: I saw one where Stephen Baldwin played a scientist. Stephen Fucking Baldwin.

Worst collaborations thread.

Stop. Collaborate and listen..

@PolkPanther: I almost went with "Jeremiah was a bullfrog", but I can't deny the genius first line to Dare to be Stupid.