@Serak The Preparer: I thought the original Wicker Man was a great but flawed movie that was ripe for a remake. Then they did it.

@Brosef Stalin: +1

No writing! Looks like we're in the clear, Frodo.

@abrahamburger: I think there's really only 6 or 7. My favorite is "That's DJ Jazzy Jeff you inbreds.".

I'm betting that Barry never again pretends to not know who someone is.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: I've had a spinal tap before, and, at least for me, it wasn't nearly as bad as it sounds. By the time it was over with, I hadn't even realized they'd stuck me.

@FavreFAIL: I'll stick to best picture winners from the last 20 years:

@FavreFAIL: If I hadn't been forced to sit through the awfulness that was Rent, the Lease scene in Team America would have had so much less impact.

I suspect my wife of getting me on a "Not allowed to do self check-in" list. I don't know what her motives are yet.

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: I apologize for misunderstanding your initial, wrong, irrelevant point.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Here's a trick that asthma taught me*. Go buy some Primatene Mist (The inhaler type) and take 3 or 4 puffs. Unlike a prescription inhaler, it's god awful stuff that burns like hell, but it's also pure adrenaline (Epinephrine). Pretty quickly, you should start feeling like you have the…

@Prick Top: This cheap vodka I'm about to drink is for you!

@UweBollocks: I'm 35, have done plenty of drinking, and have never had a hangover. Even if I get puking drunk, I'll just wake up thirsty and starving. My father and brother are similarly immune.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: I enjoyed him when he was fucking with Chris Rose, but then I hate Chris Rose. Now it seems like he's trying to force the weird. The George Lopez clip from last night was painful.

@FreemanMcNeil: Superman II

Don't you hate it when you click on an image to expand it and nothing happens?

@Now imma throw my gyroball: Your ship has come in! [gawker.com]

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: Does the word "specific" mean something different to us too? "Soccer" refers to only one sport. "Football" can refer to at least four I can think of off the top of my head.

@muttbutt: So, what's your problem with soccer? Can't you keep straight the fact that Americans call Association Football by a legitimate, more specific, alternative term?

@muttbutt: What do you against 1880s British abbreviations?