Finally, you too can poop on the same toilet as Superman!

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: How could I forget this?

@Bob Ryan's Teeth: I wasn't expecting to enjoy that, but I did.

That was supposed to be this.

@Julian Vargas: or this one.

@Julian Vargas: I can understand this one, but not Say Say Say!

@Cyrus_the_virus: I saw one where Stephen Baldwin played a scientist. Stephen Fucking Baldwin.

Worst collaborations thread.

Stop. Collaborate and listen..

@PolkPanther: I almost went with "Jeremiah was a bullfrog", but I can't deny the genius first line to Dare to be Stupid.

@Serak The Preparer: I thought the original Wicker Man was a great but flawed movie that was ripe for a remake. Then they did it.

@Brosef Stalin: +1

No writing! Looks like we're in the clear, Frodo.

@abrahamburger: I think there's really only 6 or 7. My favorite is "That's DJ Jazzy Jeff you inbreds.".

I'm betting that Barry never again pretends to not know who someone is.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: I've had a spinal tap before, and, at least for me, it wasn't nearly as bad as it sounds. By the time it was over with, I hadn't even realized they'd stuck me.

@FavreFAIL: I'll stick to best picture winners from the last 20 years:

@FavreFAIL: If I hadn't been forced to sit through the awfulness that was Rent, the Lease scene in Team America would have had so much less impact.

I suspect my wife of getting me on a "Not allowed to do self check-in" list. I don't know what her motives are yet.