@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: I apologize for misunderstanding your initial, wrong, irrelevant point.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Here's a trick that asthma taught me*. Go buy some Primatene Mist (The inhaler type) and take 3 or 4 puffs. Unlike a prescription inhaler, it's god awful stuff that burns like hell, but it's also pure adrenaline (Epinephrine). Pretty quickly, you should start feeling like you have the…

@Prick Top: This cheap vodka I'm about to drink is for you!

@UweBollocks: I'm 35, have done plenty of drinking, and have never had a hangover. Even if I get puking drunk, I'll just wake up thirsty and starving. My father and brother are similarly immune.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: I enjoyed him when he was fucking with Chris Rose, but then I hate Chris Rose. Now it seems like he's trying to force the weird. The George Lopez clip from last night was painful.

@FreemanMcNeil: Superman II

Don't you hate it when you click on an image to expand it and nothing happens?

@Now imma throw my gyroball: Your ship has come in! [gawker.com]

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: Does the word "specific" mean something different to us too? "Soccer" refers to only one sport. "Football" can refer to at least four I can think of off the top of my head.

@muttbutt: So, what's your problem with soccer? Can't you keep straight the fact that Americans call Association Football by a legitimate, more specific, alternative term?

@muttbutt: What do you against 1880s British abbreviations?

@lehners: In this case, students *need* to know the backstory of evolution v. creationism to understand how these ideas came about and why they are important.

@Prick Top: Due to the fact that I am married, I am psychologically unable to look at a woman who is not my wife, even one with a booty you could set drink on, in a lustful manner.

@Now imma throw my gyroball: I'm currently unemployed, but $15/hr? Did you just graduate from college with a degree in Ancient Celtic?

@longboarderlc: When there's some science that backs up creationism, then we can teach it in science class.

@AvalonBright: OK. Why don't you explain yourself instead of complaining and being belligerent? What does creationism mean to you? And who the hell thinks creationists are only Christians? If that's what people talk about, it's because, in this country, most of the creationists who are trying to have non-science…

@Steve U: I bought the first one for cheap, along with about 10 other games during the steam holiday sale. I think I'll actually start playing them when I can find someone to pawn my kids off on.

Strangely, two similar, earlier incidents were how it became a monopod in the first place.

I only brush with electric twigs.

I find his story totally plausible. When I want to protest American racism, I fly half way around the world and do it after a session of good old fashioned Vanuatu land diving.