What I've learned from all this is that Asians are genetically inferior when it comes to monkey impressions.

@tastes_like_burning: I always thought Machinima was some type of Japanese robot porn.

@Canabian: Try autoerotic asphyxiation.

@Lionel Osbourne: All I know is that I ended up sore, and all I got was a few Canada Mints. And not the tasty pink ones, the disgusting white ones.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: It looks like you have a commenter to approve up above.

@Bevraj of Choice: I don't know if anyone's actually hooked up. It's just one long never ending thread, so I don't think there will be any follow up.

Anyone else left fake profiles at Gawker Dating.

@UweBollocks: Normally, I would keep fighting to the death, but I just ended up being totally confused.

@UweBollocks: This didn't go over too well.

@abrahamburger: Art major in the house.

@UweBollocks: Rhys Darby

@Phintastic: Dammit. You made me do actual research. Here's all the Williams' that have played in the NBA. The bold ones are active. There's a hell of a lot of them. Sixteen more than there are Smiths.

@Phintastic: I said every other. And you can't count Kareem because he was born with the name Lew Alcindor Williams.

@Always Winning: Oh god. Did you see the roaches in that Indian restaurant from a couple of years ago?

Bad TV DUAN:

@TasteDwayneBowe: That makes more sense.

I just realized that every other player in the history of the NBA is named Williams. Was there some supremely talented elder Williams that was covertly impregnating women all across the country? I want find this man. Where's Spencer Wells?

@Steve U: I won't say it's my favorite, but it makes me happy.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Click on his profile now. His account has been marked for deletion. Your heartless comment broke the man.

@vodkanaut: SpongeBob is the only crossover toon I have with my kids. Team Umizoomi is the most tolerable of the kiddie shows. Dora, Diego, are painful. I do not ever allow my kids to watch WonderPets.