@AvalonBright: OK. Why don't you explain yourself instead of complaining and being belligerent? What does creationism mean to you? And who the hell thinks creationists are only Christians? If that's what people talk about, it's because, in this country, most of the creationists who are trying to have non-science…

@Steve U: I bought the first one for cheap, along with about 10 other games during the steam holiday sale. I think I'll actually start playing them when I can find someone to pawn my kids off on.

Strangely, two similar, earlier incidents were how it became a monopod in the first place.

I only brush with electric twigs.

I find his story totally plausible. When I want to protest American racism, I fly half way around the world and do it after a session of good old fashioned Vanuatu land diving.

What I've learned from all this is that Asians are genetically inferior when it comes to monkey impressions.

@tastes_like_burning: I always thought Machinima was some type of Japanese robot porn.

@Canabian: Try autoerotic asphyxiation.

@Lionel Osbourne: All I know is that I ended up sore, and all I got was a few Canada Mints. And not the tasty pink ones, the disgusting white ones.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: It looks like you have a commenter to approve up above.

@Bevraj of Choice: I don't know if anyone's actually hooked up. It's just one long never ending thread, so I don't think there will be any follow up.

Anyone else left fake profiles at Gawker Dating.

@UweBollocks: Normally, I would keep fighting to the death, but I just ended up being totally confused.

@UweBollocks: This didn't go over too well.

@abrahamburger: Art major in the house.

@UweBollocks: Rhys Darby

@Phintastic: Dammit. You made me do actual research. Here's all the Williams' that have played in the NBA. The bold ones are active. There's a hell of a lot of them. Sixteen more than there are Smiths.

@Phintastic: I said every other. And you can't count Kareem because he was born with the name Lew Alcindor Williams.

@Always Winning: Oh god. Did you see the roaches in that Indian restaurant from a couple of years ago?

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