@Trot Nixons Hat: What team does your brother root for? Shower the kid with stuff from another team until the he has no choice to become a fan. My father and I successfully introduced a Met fan into a Yankee household this way.

@sweatingmullets: I was pretty disappointed by the first season. This may have been due to heightened expectations after having watched other AMC shows (Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Rubicon). I remember reading that The Walking Dead fired their entire writing staff, despite the success of the first season. I'm hoping…

@Patch: To me, the original was one of the best examples of sci-fi horror, and much more than just guns-blazing. It was tension filled, and truly scary. The second relied too much on special effects, wasn't scary, and the last thing I wanted to see was a formerly terrifying monster learning what it is to be human.

@Titan-Christ: Don't sell yourself short! Mid nineties Clevelanders take you guy's very seriously. Also, I've heard of Dominique Wilkins, John Rocker, and the Georgia Aquarium. Keep that chin up!

@CalvinandJahv: Unfuckingbelievable. My honest to god real name is Robert Chipmunk Lasersex VII. I swear.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: There's not enough disco in that Peter Gunnz for my taste.

@Toats MacGoats: I was always kind of partial to this PM Dawn Norwegian Wood cover.

@Toats MacGoats: Going back even further...

@Toats MacGoats:

@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: Oh god, that is funny and brutal. That could have been me when I first started commenting. I didn't know the ninja was still doing stuff like that. I love/hate the comment ninja. A part of me is laughing, and a part of me just died.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Do you have a link? I'm usually late to the party on day posts, and I don't have the energy to find it myself.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Yes, and I still cry when I think of all the delicious booze that was incinerated when Columbia didn't survive the reentry.

There's no sweeter feeling than having a toddler cuddle up to you and fall asleep, but for god's sake, why did it take until 3:15AM. This is supposed to be my "me" time.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: I don't have an answer, but I once had to do some work on Diageo's website (That's the parent company of Captain Morgan if you didn't know), and they were huge assholes throughout the project. Afterword, they sent me an apology along with a huge crate of the various hard liquors they produce. …

@Canabian: Neither. You now have the perfect excuse to farm delicious, delicious turtles. Don't blow it.

@tastes_like_burning: Have you ever had a Hot Pocket cooked without the crisping sleeve? Even more terrible.

@Red Ned: I don't know what my go to food to is, but the fact that they put a goddamn brownie in my hungry man salisbury steak dinner pisses me off to no end. When I'm drunk and hungry, I want to put food in the microwave, wait a little, and then eat that food. I don't want to carefully remove the plastic the around…

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Perhaps we disagree on what makes a good sidekick. The top two qualities I look for are poor vision and cowardice. This is where Ernest Penfold excels.

@JohnnyDrinky: I was a big fan of MST3K until I learned they weren't really in outer space and those "robots" were not in fact made using the extra parts that controlled when the movies began or ended. Turns out they were puppets.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Penny and Brain can't be the best sidekick precisely because they kept Inspector Gadget alive. I wanted that mother fucker dead. Still do. And since I can't actually harm a cartoon, I plan on punching Matthew Broderick in the face should our paths ever cross.