@Beamrider: Mr. McFeely, clearly a character named in a more innocent time, visited my elementary school, I stood in line behind Gheorghe Mureşan at Arby's, and I walked by a drunk Francis Ford Coppola while he was sitting alone outside his bar. Those are my most amusing run ins.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: It's clearly Penfold from Dangermouse. I won't even consider arguments for others.

@The CFL Allstar: It wouldn't be worth it for me (they give you goddamn homework!), but my successful wife did it for a while, and it seemed to help her. I guess you need to weigh how much public speaking you do vs how much you hate doing extra shit.

@CalvinandJahv: I have this song playing in the background not just for fights, but funerals and graduations as well. It pretty much works everywhere.

@Red Ned: We were the Golden Bears.

@Landycakeboss: In the mid-90s, Ontario Airport in Southern California had Robert Stack record all of their standard announcements. It was awesome and terrifying. I think it was supposed to make you think of Airplane, but it just made me worry that my plane would disappear without a trace.

@Landycakeboss: I think that's Dennis Farina.

Freaky! "You have created your own self-fulfilling prophecy" is exactly what I screamed as I was arrested for luring Bullwinkle onto the highway after I saw a moose crossing sign.

@crazyjoedavola: I used to hate it when other people's kids were crying. Now, I'm just relieved that mine aren't.

@stillion1: I told you not to ask! [www.twilightheadquarters.com]

@stillion1: Don't be disappointed if first few months aren't "magical". It's mostly torture. I doesn't start to get remotely fun until a few months in, when your baby becomes more than a crying slug.

I saw this toy that was both a pillow and a pet. It blew my mind. I can't remember what it was called, though.

Some people commenting here have obviously never played Picross DS.

@Gamboa Constrictor: WTF? We had a memorial service for you. I even gave a teary eyed tribute and donated $1200 to the Lil' Constrictor Fund.

I was a long time commenter on Oralrobertsspin before discovering Deadspin about a year ago. There, mingling between avatars displayed by the likes of Eddie Murray Sparkles and Clue Heywood was not tolerated. So thanks, Deadspin. It's nice to be part of such a accepting community.

Mu Ray's Story Corner

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: On my treasure map the clitoris is where the X marks the spot.

Can you search for how often words were used in quotation marks? I'm interested to know how often "vagina" has been used by people who doubted it's existence.

I thought everyone used "Treasure Island" as a euphemism for vagina.

@Quasigizmodo: Not so good in the Easy-Bake Oven, but they're perfect for the Easy-Slow Cooker.