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Benedict Arnold? Traitor!
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@LubomirSekeras: I don't know if it's new, but I guarantee that Outsourced will feature the lame white guy eating local food and then getting runny poo! Hilarious stuff.

Kids that age have yet to develop pivoting feet.

@whormongr: That's one of my favorites. I would have given him best actor for that role.

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Few! I originally read that as cultural icon Rappin Ronnie.

It's a heavy price, but I'll take the death of Han in exchange for never having to hear Chewy's wailing again.

He may be a sack of shit, but the lessons I learned from reading his memoir Sterling's Gold, made me the man I am today.

@WashingtonForeskins: I made a joke over there about using chocolate to fix a barking dog problem. It didn't go over well, and I haven't commented since.

I had to stop going to church due to terrible camel allergies. Thanks a lot, overly huge church entertainment budget! You made me a goddamn atheist, and now I'm going to burn in hell.

Having never read the comics, I'll approach this from a different perspective. What qualities from the other AMC shows (Mad Men, Breaking Bad and the just canceled Rubicon) should have been in The Walking Dead.

The only thing that could have saved the season for me would have been if Jenner said something like, "So basically, this place is about to self destruct and we're all going to die. Sorry for telling you all to not use up the hot water. And those blood tests hardly seem necessary in retrospect. I'm not sure what I

@crickitobs: Damn. I guess I was expecting a close up. That's what I get for just looking for the pretty pictures and not reading.

No ship from Killer Klowns from Outer Space? I'm stunned!

@This is not the commentor you were looking for...: My favorite thing from that movie was Laurence Fishburne's comically over-engineered captains chair. They spent the time to build it, and they were going to damn well make sure it's rotation capabilities were shown off.

As a Giants fan, I maintain that Luke Petitgout is more deserving. He posted an OTTVPG (objects thrown at the TV per game) average of almost twice that of C.C. Brown, and did it for a much longer time. He also set the single game record for OTTV versus Seattle in 2005, and was a three time winner of the Mother

That White Zombie clip is seriously creepy. I wouldn't have thought zombies that aren't trying to kill you would be more terrifying than ones that are. More period zombie movies, please! In fact, more period horror movies. Outside Dracula and Frankenstein movies, Ravenous is the only period horror movie that comes

@RollRoll: Racism is just another form of insult. It's not much different than calling someone in a wheelchair a cripple, gimp, whatever.