@ursa: Well, Terry is a pretty wussie sounding name.

Mantracker's on tonight at 10 on the science channel. If you've never seen it, it's highly entertaining.

@crosis101: It is adorable to hear a little kid asking you to skip to the scene with the monster from the cave Caerbannog.

@crosis101: That's been my four year old's favorite movie since he was about 2 and a half. I was trying so hard not to raise a nerd like me, but I think I'm screwed. I'm also looking forward to an awkward conversation once the sexy stuff stops flying right over his head.

@Toastie: Oh, what I wouldn't give for some closeups of goiters and festering wounds.

Luke "false start" Petitgout

He should be perfectly safe. It's a plant eater.

I'll never understand why more teams don't employ the "Tell the quarterback to take over the game" strategy.

One of the Newton clan retiring due to concussions? That's like the pot head saying that traumatic head injuries impair brain function.

Several fans who also happened to have heart attacks at the same time could be heard shouting "We are Marshall!"

Just as 1918 will forever be remembered as the year of the loogie.

@RedNed: Oh yeah? When you're stranded in the desert with Eli and your cheap ass watch battery dies, who are you going to be relying on to find out what time it is?

@Armen Tamzarian: The Jets haven't been the same since they lost Flash Gordon to interstellar space heroism.

You bought it for 20 and were going to sell it to him for 250, and he thought you were trying to cheat him? The nerve!

@Swami_Binkinanda: Funny how the folks who claim to be scientists are the first ones to say "I won't even bother to look at the subject because it can't possibly exist."

@HJPrice: Sorry. I should have promoted this earlier, although though I disagree a wee bit with the disclaimer at the end.

@malcolmb2: Sorry. I missed this one.

I don't give a shit about hockey, and I hate Boston sports, but the Bruins are my new favorite team.

@midnightz: Do you understand why the average astronomer is perfectly capable certain aspects of the alien abduction phenomena yet?

He always did have a pension for the ladies.