I think he's just pretending it was a prank out of embarrassment. There has been many a time where I've realized I wasn't going to make it to the can in time and I just grab the nearest shoe instead.

@jackdavinci: I'm very skeptical of the whole UFO thing, too. But that's no excuse for a lazy argument.

@Stunspot: Those unresolved issues are not reasons to throw our understanding of physics out the window. They just aren't. It's wishful thinking.

@midnightz: Actually; I have studied science all my life and work within it so know all about evidence-based science.

@Stunspot: Fact is, we simply have no way to judge how probable or improbable alien visitation is.

The confusing part is he had traded a fine looking jacket for those pants not four weeks ago, only to inexplicably discard them early last week.

@midnightz: What exactly do these average astronomers learn that dismisses even the idea of alien abductions?

@Ronald Riley: Oh yes. There's definitely more to it than just physics, not to mention the fact the vast majority of astronomers have devoted considerable time to the possibility of alien visitation. They're nerds for god's sake, and aliens are cool. I'm so tired of the "You haven't done the research" trope that's…

The fact that most media outlets believe that any old astronomer is capable of refuting 50 years of research just off the top of his or her head is naïve, not to mention insulting.

It's the only drive through where I'll order the Happy Meal.

When I see meat, I get sleepy. When I see a loaf of bread, I can't resist karate chopping it. I'm arrested nearly every time I try and buy groceries.

Did Newton really believe that he could take another student's paper out of the professor's mailbox, put his own name on it, and figure that would be the end of it?

Hire Joe Morgan... to replace John Salley. If my ex athlete stories aren't going to be entertaining, I'd at least like some consistency.

I just wish people would make the kind of single player games I enjoy. I want me some Thief/Original Far Cry type games that allow me to sneak and find multiple routs to complete my goal. Other than Portal, every valve game contains long sequences that irritate or bore the hell out of me. I've got my fingers…

Without Doubleday we wouldn't have such ubiquitous baseball terms as the "double", "doubleheader", or even "abnercavorting".

@Rabid Penguin: I agree that the classic McDonald's Burgers are the worst (Unless you have the palate of a 10 year old), but the newer angus burger line trounces anything available at Burger King or Wendy's (Never had Hardee's). The Mushroom and Swiss is divine.

@Lionel Osbourne: "Lazy" Eye is a very offensive term. We prefer to call them "independent" or "googly" eyes.

I didn't know a horse could have a sense of drama before today.

…Speaking of Yentl

@UweBollocks: I was. Serial Mom was a second rate ripoff of the Bill Cowher classic Yentl Goes Bad.