@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: He's a poor man's Bill Cowher.

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@baconismyaesthetic: China Man defeats his enemies by pummeling them with fragile dishes.

@B: When I bought the original trilogy a couple of years ago, it came with both molested and unmolested versions.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: I went "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, WTF? Nobody made this joke already? Does that mean it's considered too obvious and lame, or did they somehow miss IT? Aww, fuck it. I'm taking the plunge."

@Walk Off HBP: I highly recommend Morgan Freeman. I'm ashamed to admit it, but before he became my driver, I was an ornery, racist old bat, yet somehow, this negro man actually grew to become my best friend. He showed me there was more to life than just waiting to die.

@Lionel Osbourne: I don't know, but only one of us around here is known to be of college age. An alternate persona perhaps?

Are you sure this isn't a demonstration of the only type of clown job he'll be able to get with his University of Phoenix degree?

Sure, it was a bit overdone, but the unavailing was actually quite nice. I love me some gilded rugby ball.

Papyrusing is different than Papi-rusing, which is when a strange Latino man bursts into your home claiming to be your father, or alternately, what David Ortiz did for the first two months of last season as a DH.

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He's learned from Comic Sans error. His next open letter will be done in Papyrus.

has applied to the struggle to get birth control pills fully covered under health care reform

How do you know he didn't have an inkling he was going to die?

The Giants are using a little onside kick recovery formation I like to call Jet Blue Balls, despite the fact there is another team in NY actually called the Jets.

Can you even take photos with a Jitterbug? It seems to me that Favre has a good case.

Andrew Giuliani?

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It's good to see that Grim is trying to bring back the Samurai pony tail.

It wasn't as disturbing as this.