At least their dinosaurs don't have little round ears.

The bunker is still protecting the city by employing what is known as the Symplegades defense.

Are we sure that's not a Bill Maher cake?

@Pedro Cerrano's Voodoo Factory: Now I'm compelled to repost this.

What they're really worried about getting out, is the erotic text message of his junk he sent to her.

@Lightice: You might also want to actually read the book

I think The Hobbit is a little too fairy taleish to translate well to live action. I'm afraid things like the way Bilbo outwits the trolls are just going to look silly. How about a Scouring of the Shire movie? That's honestly the only part of the books I really enjoyed reading after the hobbits reached Rivendell in …

I'm pretty sure all the Simpson characters are well over the legal age. It's no more illegal than my collection of Emmanuel Lewis nudes taken after 1989. The ones before are illegal, sure, but that's what hard drive encryption is for.

Why doesn't he compete in events that are more suited to his size? Those sponsored by the JRTCA, for instance.

I totally get what he's saying. The closest I feel to a gay person is the moment right after I make a derisive butt-sex joke. I wish I could bottle that feeling of superiority. What a rush.

@vodkanaut: I hear ya. I was taking a dump in the woods with a turtle head poking out, when I heard some hikers approaching. Let me tell you, that was the fastest I've had to redact-shit.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It made my mangina ache.

You wouldn't know a true story if you found one.

"I always wanted to know what it was like to play meaningful baseball in New York and I'm going to have the opportunity, assuming there's a not quite deep enough sacrifice fly to right field during the time they let me play."

Here's a fun game! Locate a dapper looking Richard Speck leering at the women in the photo.

The celebration was especially raucous because it coincided with the biennial parting of the smog festival.

@WhoDoYouKnowHere: +1

My brother and I a 6'5''. Had we not been born with these pesky Y chromosomes, we'd probably be 5'10'' or 5'11'' like my sisters. Were we to undergo sexual reassignment surgery, hormones may take some of our muscle tone away, but it's not doing diddly to our skeletons. It wouldn't change our height, hip structure,…

@Dandy Koufax: I'm late, but +1.

Upon completion, Alvarez unintentionally paid for someone else's tattoo.