@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Yes, and I still cry when I think of all the delicious booze that was incinerated when Columbia didn't survive the reentry.

There's no sweeter feeling than having a toddler cuddle up to you and fall asleep, but for god's sake, why did it take until 3:15AM. This is supposed to be my "me" time.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: I don't have an answer, but I once had to do some work on Diageo's website (That's the parent company of Captain Morgan if you didn't know), and they were huge assholes throughout the project. Afterword, they sent me an apology along with a huge crate of the various hard liquors they produce. …

@Canabian: Neither. You now have the perfect excuse to farm delicious, delicious turtles. Don't blow it.

@tastes_like_burning: Have you ever had a Hot Pocket cooked without the crisping sleeve? Even more terrible.

@Red Ned: I don't know what my go to food to is, but the fact that they put a goddamn brownie in my hungry man salisbury steak dinner pisses me off to no end. When I'm drunk and hungry, I want to put food in the microwave, wait a little, and then eat that food. I don't want to carefully remove the plastic the around…

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Perhaps we disagree on what makes a good sidekick. The top two qualities I look for are poor vision and cowardice. This is where Ernest Penfold excels.

@JohnnyDrinky: I was a big fan of MST3K until I learned they weren't really in outer space and those "robots" were not in fact made using the extra parts that controlled when the movies began or ended. Turns out they were puppets.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Penny and Brain can't be the best sidekick precisely because they kept Inspector Gadget alive. I wanted that mother fucker dead. Still do. And since I can't actually harm a cartoon, I plan on punching Matthew Broderick in the face should our paths ever cross.

@Beamrider: Mr. McFeely, clearly a character named in a more innocent time, visited my elementary school, I stood in line behind Gheorghe Mureşan at Arby's, and I walked by a drunk Francis Ford Coppola while he was sitting alone outside his bar. Those are my most amusing run ins.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: It's clearly Penfold from Dangermouse. I won't even consider arguments for others.

@The CFL Allstar: It wouldn't be worth it for me (they give you goddamn homework!), but my successful wife did it for a while, and it seemed to help her. I guess you need to weigh how much public speaking you do vs how much you hate doing extra shit.

@CalvinandJahv: I have this song playing in the background not just for fights, but funerals and graduations as well. It pretty much works everywhere.

@Red Ned: We were the Golden Bears.

@Landycakeboss: In the mid-90s, Ontario Airport in Southern California had Robert Stack record all of their standard announcements. It was awesome and terrifying. I think it was supposed to make you think of Airplane, but it just made me worry that my plane would disappear without a trace.

@Landycakeboss: I think that's Dennis Farina.

Freaky! "You have created your own self-fulfilling prophecy" is exactly what I screamed as I was arrested for luring Bullwinkle onto the highway after I saw a moose crossing sign.

@crazyjoedavola: I used to hate it when other people's kids were crying. Now, I'm just relieved that mine aren't.

@stillion1: I told you not to ask! [www.twilightheadquarters.com]

@stillion1: Don't be disappointed if first few months aren't "magical". It's mostly torture. I doesn't start to get remotely fun until a few months in, when your baby becomes more than a crying slug.