I saw this toy that was both a pillow and a pet. It blew my mind. I can't remember what it was called, though.

Some people commenting here have obviously never played Picross DS.

@Gamboa Constrictor: WTF? We had a memorial service for you. I even gave a teary eyed tribute and donated $1200 to the Lil' Constrictor Fund.

I was a long time commenter on Oralrobertsspin before discovering Deadspin about a year ago. There, mingling between avatars displayed by the likes of Eddie Murray Sparkles and Clue Heywood was not tolerated. So thanks, Deadspin. It's nice to be part of such a accepting community.

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@Grim Reaper of the Forest: On my treasure map the clitoris is where the X marks the spot.

Can you search for how often words were used in quotation marks? I'm interested to know how often "vagina" has been used by people who doubted it's existence.

I thought everyone used "Treasure Island" as a euphemism for vagina.

@Quasigizmodo: Not so good in the Easy-Bake Oven, but they're perfect for the Easy-Slow Cooker.

@LubomirSekeras: I don't know if it's new, but I guarantee that Outsourced will feature the lame white guy eating local food and then getting runny poo! Hilarious stuff.

@sweatingmullets: Some vodka with Russian characters on the label.

Kids that age have yet to develop pivoting feet.

@whormongr: That's one of my favorites. I would have given him best actor for that role.

Few! I originally read that as cultural icon Rappin Ronnie.

It's a heavy price, but I'll take the death of Han in exchange for never having to hear Chewy's wailing again.

He may be a sack of shit, but the lessons I learned from reading his memoir Sterling's Gold, made me the man I am today.

@WashingtonForeskins: I made a joke over there about using chocolate to fix a barking dog problem. It didn't go over well, and I haven't commented since.

@Bloodoflamb: +1

I had to stop going to church due to terrible camel allergies. Thanks a lot, overly huge church entertainment budget! You made me a goddamn atheist, and now I'm going to burn in hell.

Having never read the comics, I'll approach this from a different perspective. What qualities from the other AMC shows (Mad Men, Breaking Bad and the just canceled Rubicon) should have been in The Walking Dead.