The only thing that could have saved the season for me would have been if Jenner said something like, "So basically, this place is about to self destruct and we're all going to die. Sorry for telling you all to not use up the hot water. And those blood tests hardly seem necessary in retrospect. I'm not sure what I…

@crickitobs: Damn. I guess I was expecting a close up. That's what I get for just looking for the pretty pictures and not reading.

No ship from Killer Klowns from Outer Space? I'm stunned!

@This is not the commentor you were looking for...: My favorite thing from that movie was Laurence Fishburne's comically over-engineered captains chair. They spent the time to build it, and they were going to damn well make sure it's rotation capabilities were shown off.

@Bring Back Anthony Mason: That happens t o me every time I forget to wash off my aloe/granite exfoliate.

As a Giants fan, I maintain that Luke Petitgout is more deserving. He posted an OTTVPG (objects thrown at the TV per game) average of almost twice that of C.C. Brown, and did it for a much longer time. He also set the single game record for OTTV versus Seattle in 2005, and was a three time winner of the Mother…

That White Zombie clip is seriously creepy. I wouldn't have thought zombies that aren't trying to kill you would be more terrifying than ones that are. More period zombie movies, please! In fact, more period horror movies. Outside Dracula and Frankenstein movies, Ravenous is the only period horror movie that comes…

@RollRoll: Racism is just another form of insult. It's not much different than calling someone in a wheelchair a cripple, gimp, whatever.

@ursa: Well, Terry is a pretty wussie sounding name.

Mantracker's on tonight at 10 on the science channel. If you've never seen it, it's highly entertaining.

@crosis101: It is adorable to hear a little kid asking you to skip to the scene with the monster from the cave Caerbannog.

@crosis101: That's been my four year old's favorite movie since he was about 2 and a half. I was trying so hard not to raise a nerd like me, but I think I'm screwed. I'm also looking forward to an awkward conversation once the sexy stuff stops flying right over his head.

@Toastie: Oh, what I wouldn't give for some closeups of goiters and festering wounds.

Luke "false start" Petitgout

He should be perfectly safe. It's a plant eater.

I'll never understand why more teams don't employ the "Tell the quarterback to take over the game" strategy.

One of the Newton clan retiring due to concussions? That's like the pot head saying that traumatic head injuries impair brain function.

Several fans who also happened to have heart attacks at the same time could be heard shouting "We are Marshall!"

Just as 1918 will forever be remembered as the year of the loogie.