@RedNed: Oh yeah? When you're stranded in the desert with Eli and your cheap ass watch battery dies, who are you going to be relying on to find out what time it is?

@Armen Tamzarian: The Jets haven't been the same since they lost Flash Gordon to interstellar space heroism.

You bought it for 20 and were going to sell it to him for 250, and he thought you were trying to cheat him? The nerve!

@Swami_Binkinanda: Funny how the folks who claim to be scientists are the first ones to say "I won't even bother to look at the subject because it can't possibly exist."

@HJPrice: Sorry. I should have promoted this earlier, although though I disagree a wee bit with the disclaimer at the end.

@malcolmb2: Sorry. I missed this one.

I don't give a shit about hockey, and I hate Boston sports, but the Bruins are my new favorite team.

@midnightz: Do you understand why the average astronomer is perfectly capable certain aspects of the alien abduction phenomena yet?

He always did have a pension for the ladies.

I think he's just pretending it was a prank out of embarrassment. There has been many a time where I've realized I wasn't going to make it to the can in time and I just grab the nearest shoe instead.

@jackdavinci: I'm very skeptical of the whole UFO thing, too. But that's no excuse for a lazy argument.

@Stunspot: Those unresolved issues are not reasons to throw our understanding of physics out the window. They just aren't. It's wishful thinking.

@midnightz: Actually; I have studied science all my life and work within it so know all about evidence-based science.

@Stunspot: Fact is, we simply have no way to judge how probable or improbable alien visitation is.

The confusing part is he had traded a fine looking jacket for those pants not four weeks ago, only to inexplicably discard them early last week.

@midnightz: What exactly do these average astronomers learn that dismisses even the idea of alien abductions?

@Ronald Riley: Oh yes. There's definitely more to it than just physics, not to mention the fact the vast majority of astronomers have devoted considerable time to the possibility of alien visitation. They're nerds for god's sake, and aliens are cool. I'm so tired of the "You haven't done the research" trope that's…

The fact that most media outlets believe that any old astronomer is capable of refuting 50 years of research just off the top of his or her head is naïve, not to mention insulting.

It's the only drive through where I'll order the Happy Meal.

When I see meat, I get sleepy. When I see a loaf of bread, I can't resist karate chopping it. I'm arrested nearly every time I try and buy groceries.