Did Newton really believe that he could take another student's paper out of the professor's mailbox, put his own name on it, and figure that would be the end of it?

Hire Joe Morgan... to replace John Salley. If my ex athlete stories aren't going to be entertaining, I'd at least like some consistency.

I just wish people would make the kind of single player games I enjoy. I want me some Thief/Original Far Cry type games that allow me to sneak and find multiple routs to complete my goal. Other than Portal, every valve game contains long sequences that irritate or bore the hell out of me. I've got my fingers…

Without Doubleday we wouldn't have such ubiquitous baseball terms as the "double", "doubleheader", or even "abnercavorting".

@Rabid Penguin: I agree that the classic McDonald's Burgers are the worst (Unless you have the palate of a 10 year old), but the newer angus burger line trounces anything available at Burger King or Wendy's (Never had Hardee's). The Mushroom and Swiss is divine.

@Lionel Osbourne: "Lazy" Eye is a very offensive term. We prefer to call them "independent" or "googly" eyes.

I didn't know a horse could have a sense of drama before today.

…Speaking of Yentl

@UweBollocks: I was. Serial Mom was a second rate ripoff of the Bill Cowher classic Yentl Goes Bad.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: He's a poor man's Bill Cowher.

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@baconismyaesthetic: China Man defeats his enemies by pummeling them with fragile dishes.

@B: When I bought the original trilogy a couple of years ago, it came with both molested and unmolested versions.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: I went "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, WTF? Nobody made this joke already? Does that mean it's considered too obvious and lame, or did they somehow miss IT? Aww, fuck it. I'm taking the plunge."

@Walk Off HBP: I highly recommend Morgan Freeman. I'm ashamed to admit it, but before he became my driver, I was an ornery, racist old bat, yet somehow, this negro man actually grew to become my best friend. He showed me there was more to life than just waiting to die.

@Lionel Osbourne: I don't know, but only one of us around here is known to be of college age. An alternate persona perhaps?

Are you sure this isn't a demonstration of the only type of clown job he'll be able to get with his University of Phoenix degree?

Sure, it was a bit overdone, but the unavailing was actually quite nice. I love me some gilded rugby ball.

Papyrusing is different than Papi-rusing, which is when a strange Latino man bursts into your home claiming to be your father, or alternately, what David Ortiz did for the first two months of last season as a DH.

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