He's learned from Comic Sans error. His next open letter will be done in Papyrus.

has applied to the struggle to get birth control pills fully covered under health care reform

How do you know he didn't have an inkling he was going to die?

The Giants are using a little onside kick recovery formation I like to call Jet Blue Balls, despite the fact there is another team in NY actually called the Jets.

Can you even take photos with a Jitterbug? It seems to me that Favre has a good case.

Andrew Giuliani?

Mu Ray's Story Corner

It's good to see that Grim is trying to bring back the Samurai pony tail.

It wasn't as disturbing as this.

At least their dinosaurs don't have little round ears.

The bunker is still protecting the city by employing what is known as the Symplegades defense.

Are we sure that's not a Bill Maher cake?

@Pedro Cerrano's Voodoo Factory: Now I'm compelled to repost this.

What they're really worried about getting out, is the erotic text message of his junk he sent to her.

@Lightice: You might also want to actually read the book

I think The Hobbit is a little too fairy taleish to translate well to live action. I'm afraid things like the way Bilbo outwits the trolls are just going to look silly. How about a Scouring of the Shire movie? That's honestly the only part of the books I really enjoyed reading after the hobbits reached Rivendell in …

I'm pretty sure all the Simpson characters are well over the legal age. It's no more illegal than my collection of Emmanuel Lewis nudes taken after 1989. The ones before are illegal, sure, but that's what hard drive encryption is for.

Why doesn't he compete in events that are more suited to his size? Those sponsored by the JRTCA, for instance.

I totally get what he's saying. The closest I feel to a gay person is the moment right after I make a derisive butt-sex joke. I wish I could bottle that feeling of superiority. What a rush.

@vodkanaut: I hear ya. I was taking a dump in the woods with a turtle head poking out, when I heard some hikers approaching. Let me tell you, that was the fastest I've had to redact-shit.