Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

Everything about Scientology terrifies me. The stories on Leah Remini’s show are incredibly horrifying and sad.

It’s a Turdis?

He’s picking people to dismantle the things they head up. It’s so obviously intentional at this point. Russia wants to weaken the US, and they won their puppet presidency so it’s going to happen.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

My partner is convinced that all his claims of rigged elections during the campaign were a ruse to get Hillary Clinton to agree to accept the results, because he knew that the election was being rigged in his own favor somehow.

I can see that.

But here is my nightmare scenario:

Who let this thing out of the greys?

Did you get lost on your way to Brietbart?

CAN HE LOOK MORE LIKE AN ACTUAL VILLAIN THOUGH?

i dunno... doesnt this fall under free speech? i dont see anyone sueing over all the such and such is an alien videos or all the other wierd as hell tinfoil conspiracies..

Yeah holy fuck this woman is pure evil. Fuck her.

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

I find it less interesting, if only because, by the 6th century, the Eastern Roman/Byzantine Empire would have been firmly Christian—and thus prone to the same kind of “slut shaming libel” our culture still loves to engage in (the more things change...).

wow, (alleged) triple penetration for Theo, and (allegedly) wishing she had boob holes for quintuple penetration. Nice. Stay classy, Procopious

The Aristocrats!

I love reading old reminders that our ancestors were just as horny as we are. Recently I learned about the Secret History by Procopious, which was written in the 6th century and is full of some outrageous slander about Theodora, Emperor Justinian’s wife. He basically writes a whole thing about how much of a slut she…