Yes, but look at the all the money and attention his accusers got! They’re all swimming in that sweet rape accusation-money that you automatically get. I hear Stoya lives in a gold plated castle now

See, all I took away from this is a sudden craving for sloppy joes.

Doesn’t care to what, grift? Not like Cheeto’s going to do any actual presidenting anyway, Cotton Hill’s gonna do all that for him.

Racism > emails

He surrounds himself with the devastatingly incompetent, the homicidally bigoted, people celebrated by literal Nazis, he lost the popular vote, he runs crying to mommy at the slightest rebuke from anyone, continues to conduct business while receiving top secret briefings, wants to wipe out overtime pay laws, has his…

When I think of the countless military families moved at the government’s whim multiple times, my sympathy for them runs a little low. And the fact that HE DOESN’T PAY TAXES SO THIS IS ALL ON US makes me a tiny bit ragey.

I’m not saying that Barron deserves to get shat on like the rest of his godawful family (at least, that wasn’t my intent): he’s a goddamn kid, probably didn’t ask for any of this and to-date hasn’t given me a reason to dislike him (unlike his sibs). All I’m saying is that Melania and Barron shouldn’t get to live in…

I think the Secret Service would like to disallow it but can’t. There’s a reason the First Family lives in the Whitehouse and the kids attend Sidwell Friends School; they’re secure. This is going to be a terrible burden on the Secret Service and the taxpayer.

When I think of what Chelsea Clinton endured as a child in the White House, I really just don’t think Barron will get it nearly as bad.

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

Did Trump just request a safe space?

Susan Sarandon didn’t cost Hillary the election, and I hardly think most people are making that argument. But, fuck me alive if her behavior during the election wasn’t a flighty game of White Privilege Bingo.

Love it when wealthy insulated people who can run away talk about “the revolution.” Seriously, fuck this woman. I don’t think she had an actual impact on the election, she’s not relevant enough to swing more than maybe a dozen voters, but I am disgusted by her glib attitude.

But she’s on the list. She’s a smug, rich, insulated idiot who imagines herself to be a great political philosopher of the left. Nothing in her privileged and graceful life has ever exposed her to real risk or hardship. I’m sure she can endure a few tweets from Debra Messing.

The best part of these letters is that, for the most part, they serve to show how deeply our public servants care about the cause for which they serve. These people are speaking anonymously and thus have little reason to lie, and what I get from reading these pieces is the terror that Trump will undo the work they’ve…

I’m a Fed scientist at the USDA. We’ve had steady growth since a reorganization of 2008 (while others had layoffs) and finally started hiring again in the past year and a half. I don’t know what this does but the heads say the outlook is not good.

But that is when they thought America was great.

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Yeah, no shit. Bite me, Trevor. Those people are doing their patriotic duty and I have no time for your mealymouthed “let’s mindlessly stake out a position in the middle between xenophobic fascism and largely peaceful protest” bullshit.