SLC is where all the people that aren’t Mormon live in Utah, so I imagine it’ll work out fine.

I think they should have ONE housewife that isn’t Mormon and she will be the token drunken shitshow

Well, Real Housewives of SLC is... not quite what the world needs right now.

I can’t believe they’re expanding the Housewives franchise. The ratings for the shows they have now are going down. They’re not expanding the audience. The only people watching are the ones who have stuck with them from nearly the beginning. Even I’m about to jump ship to the 90 day fiancée bandwagon. 

Repressed emotions channelled into passive aggressiveness? 

Fun fact! According to the FBI, Mormons are the demographic most victimized by fraud. The Miracle Mine is ‘people’.

Alcohol is at the cornerstone of virtually every great Housewives episode, so I’m curious how they’ll manage with a population that can’t even imbibe caffeine. 

Funbag moved to vice!!???

That’s what I was looking for with this review... alas, it just doesn’t give me that same buzz

Funbag moved to Vice, maybe that will too?

I believe he now has a job at Vice, so you may be able to catch this year’s edition there.

“The Popeyes chicken sandwich has been an agent of chaos”

Special Fried Chicken Soup Curry

Yeah I don't know what you're on about. My tits make me incapable of understanding government. 

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

I grew up on non-fat dry milk in my cereal.  As such, whenever I had real milk, it tasted like heaven.  Still does to this day.  I’d drink way more of it if I could.

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue.