It’s awesome being the goofy aunt or uncle. My niece and nephew still talk about my antics when they were kids and they’re both in their thirties now.

My best friend and my sister are both pregnant. I’m not allowed to go around telling people so I’m telling internet strangers. Babies! Finally I get to be the weird aunty I was born to be, and enjoy watching these lovely little people grow up, without having to have any myself.

They are the ruling minority.

Many are not thrilled that he may sing. This is the same federal facility that is holding El Chapo - I suspect there is more to the “suicide” story that we’re hearing (SOURCE: I watched Daredevil Season 3)

Far, far, far too convenient for lots of powerful people for it to be a sudden pang of guilt.

Also worth noting: it’s reported that the MCC (jail Epstein was in) is run by the DoJ (as in Trump’s tool AG Barr), not the City or County of New York, so perhaps his suicide watch was intentionally ignored (or BS, but we'll never know that part for certain).

No, they took him off. Ny post has fastest updates 

This morning William Cohan from Vanity Fair was on MSNBC and he said that Jeffrey Epstein INTRODUCED Donald Trump to Melania. Really? So many questions, starting with what the hell was her connection to Epstein?

Especially considering he’d already tried to kill himself once in there. My guess is they let this happen to protect the other high profile people who have been implicated. I’m extremely pissed.

If there’s to be any justice, and I was never optimistic there ever was going to be, the government has to go after Epstein’s accomplices and cohorts, including his defense team that got him that illegal sweetheart deal. Prince Andrew, Alan Derschowitz, George Mitchell, Ghislaine Maxwell, Donald Trump, etc. All of…

I was so looking forward to hearing him sing. How was he not on 24 hour suicide watch? Fuck.

Duolingo yells at me a lot. I AM GOING TO PRACTICE LATER YOU CRAZY OWL!

On my 18th birthday I spent the day waking up at 5am to be to work at McDonalds where I had to work at 6. After work I went to the bank and applied for my first credit card. Then I went home and went to bed at 7. The only "happy birthday" I got that day was from the lady at the bank.

I saw the Queen of England once. She came to my university and pulled up in a limo and then got out and went in the building. I’m actually republican (in the anti-monarchy sense) but I waited half an hour just so I could say I saw the Queen.

I was a Marine on 9/11. We all knew shit was going to go down, and we trained like crazy with the certain knowledge that combat was imminent. January of 2002 rolled around and I deployed with the 22nd MEU. We made max speed toward the Persian gulf and the Arabian Sea. Then I spent the next 6 months in a 150 square…

This is more tasteful than 95% of RVs.

or Sanrio

Driving back and forth to LA a couple times this summer, I’m seeing more of these on the road, and there are even a few companies that rent them. I’d much rather drive a campervan on a winding mountain road that what amounts to a fucking aircraft carrier with wheels.

Damn. I thought you were going to bag on the interiors, which are also brutally ugly. I think part of why the tiny house movement has gained popularity is that the interiors are often a serious improvement upon the standard RV. My husband and I are seriously considering a tiny house in our retirement years. I’m not…

Seriously, look how much more VIP this ultra-expensive Newell looks with just three almost-straight lines on the side: