Woman that was openly dating 20 men with their full knowledge in the context of a show about a woman dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two but acted like he wasn’t.

Genuine question: why do people watch this show? It perpetuates everything people complain about in relationships and makes idiots famous.

Came here for Glenn Danzig buying cat litter, was pleasantly surprised by this one.

I happen to live around the corner from the Burbank Whole Foods. I would gather 90% of my celebrity sightings have been there. I will never forget seeing Colin Farrell reading the labels to figure out which dish soap to buy.

A journalist once told me that he’d seen someone help Bob Dylan buy something from a vending machine because Bob had no idea how to use it himself. I think there are definitely some celebrities, Dylan most assuredly among them, who have been rich and famous for so long that they have no idea how to do basic stuff.

I’m a white woman in San Francisco. I could run past City Hall and back without any problem. Plus, I'm just fat enough to get a bunch of semi encouraging, semi patronizing "you go girl!"s as I do it. #bodypositivity

I follow a few police scanner twitter accounts and whenever there seems to be a naked guy or a masturbator of any kind, they seem to be doing more arguing about whose district it falls under and who has the be the one to catch the naked guy.  These are precious seconds and nowhere in the rules does it state that I…

I slipped a raw potato from the fridge into his stocking

He rocks and rolls all night, and buys Diet Coke and toilet paper every day.

Yeah, it’s hilarious to me when most celebrities complain about the paparazzi. You know damn well they had their PR person call some people to let them know they would be at Spago at 1:30 for lunch or whatever.

When I managed a Starbucks in midtown Manhattan, a homeless guy got naked in the bathroom, ran around the store, ran outside the store for a while, came back in, lay down in front of the drink pick up area, then locked himself in the bathroom for 20+ minutes and then emerged dressed. I called the cops like 4 times and…

Once in San Francisco for a conference. Saw about 1,000 topless women on a bicycle caravan. Not only were they not stopped, they were aided by police who made us sit through a green light for all of them to go. But then again, this was San Francisco.

The average daily sportswriter is a bitter, gravy-stained high-waister. But columnists don’t actually go to games. They just sit in their air-condiitoned cubicles and write 1500 words a week about how it used to be so much better.

It fuels their delusion that under the right circumstances the celebrity might befriend them.

This is 100% a location question.

I don’t know a ton about this, but I’m very frequently adjacent to people who do - There is rarely a photo of a celebrity posted online or in a magazine that they don’t want there. It’s all a sham. Every last bit of it. Everything that happens publicly is there for a reason, and it is all to further their public image…

I’m always so confused by how celebrity-obsessive people are impressed by celebrities being “just like normal people.” Like, do you not know any normal people whose lives you could check in on or what?

I think I could get further in the city naked rather than in the suburbs. There’s like 30 people shot in Chicago every day, car jackings, muggings, other naked crazies furiously swinging their dick back and forth so it hits their thighs making a slapping noise, for them to worry about you. You get a somewhat crowded…

I live in the East Bay, and know a number of Raiders fans. Most of them are excited that they have another excuse to go to Vegas now. My favorite is when I question how they can still be fans of a team that has now abandoned their city twice, and they tell me about the importance of “loyalty.” Uh huh...

Only  Mark Davis can live in the Bay Area and have his favorite “Chinese” restaurant be PF Chang’s.