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Nana Foulland

Have you ever played golf actively and gotten your swing all fucked up, rage-quit the game and then picked it up again like six months to a year later? A lot of the time your old swing mechanics/original muscle memory just come back to you and the weird bad habits you picked up trying to fix a minor problem are gone.…

I similarly finished up January and drank again, not too crazy, just four glasses of beer through the evening. Still the next morning was off—not what I would call a hangover, but not right. It was like when I switched from cassette tapes to CDs in my youth—I didn’t notice a difference in sound quality at first, but…

I’m doing my own dry January after having at least one alcoholic drink every day for what I think was at least 5 years. And 15 days in, quite frankly it fucking sucks. I’m irritable, I’m bored, and I’m realizing how much the couple of drinks at the end of the night was a true self-medication. It was that…

Same here, I can’t get enough. Put the positivity in my veins

Nah he took his dick out for a laugh, you don’t quit for drunkenly calling people names

Jesus dude, if you ever wanted me to pay any attention to anything else you wrote, you could have done better than delivering the single most depressing thing I’ve read in a landmark year of depressing shit. Happy holidays to you too. Find some goddamn optimism

This video is one of my all-time favorite things in that if you made it as parody it would be too over-the-top. I don’t like feeling hate because it is dehumanizing, but hating this turd is so justified it feels sweet. I want to make a pool of my hate and swim in it and I want this man to be crucified in the public…

There’s an old rumor that floats around Hollywood of Stallone not realizing his mic was on while filming some movie and getting a blow job in his trailer from a PA, who he instructed to “cup the balls”.

That dude who broke the US cross-country record was doing like 40+ miles a day at 9:30 pace or something

“Men walk on moon” talk about your clickbait

Pfft, apparently you haven’t read my will, which specifically states that my family should insure my tomb is not only a technological marvel but also the pinnacle of modern engineering technology. I assume that means some sort of flying drone crypt but I’ll leave that to them. Boy is your face red!

How’d you like to be the poor sap who simply made a nice crochet video and then almost certainly ended up on the CIA’s terrorism watch list

When he was talking about the game in the press conference last night and Kershaw’s name came up, he kept getting this little smile on his face like he couldn’t believe he was so lucky as to have this ace in the hole. He will be reaching for that card early it seems guaranteed

You forgot the 96th thesis, getting hit by a truck

There were good jokes and funny people but Deadspin made it clear they didn’t want them, so Twitter took them in

How about the entire cosmetics industry for starters. Jesus, half of advertising is convincing people of problems they didn’t know they had so you can sell them a product to fix those problems.

Here’s my prediction, for posterity. This so-called fight will last three, maybe four carefully choreographed rounds. Mayweather will ‘make’ him look like a complete fool, landing shots at will and generally toying with McGregor. Mayweather has to make it clear that as everyone knows he is clearly and hands-down…

Wait a second. Tom Hardy was Bain???? Has he ever appeared in a movie or television show where I didn’t realize it was Tom Hardy until much later? That dude is a chameleon, best actor alive