It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

Kind of weird to repost some TMZ cell phone content about a person’s child as news.

How do you feel about the commerce content that’s found on this site? While it is of course different in many ways from true Deadspin posts, it does seem to try to fit in with the rest of the site; it definitely doesn’t feel slapped on.

They're just pigeons. 

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

I also believed, for some reason, that a celebrity chef (no idea who) was killed at the same bar the night I bashed my skull in. And that I was a person of interest in that chef’s death. Please know that no famous chef died that night

Is it just my computer, or are the two embedded videos identical?

Lenny Kravitz

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There is no way Jizyah Shorts doesn’t win this.

Because we already look over our shoulder after every single NFL play. Anytime something good happens for my team my first thought is “I hope there were no flags.” Any time something bad happens I think “I hope there was a flag.” That’s on every single play already. You don’t know if something actually happened until…

a good update if you haven’t already seen:

I don’t think Elon needed any help from the media to make himself look bad with the cave rescue diversion. 

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I’m calling a winner out of that bracket, in a huge upset - Gandalf Hernandez.

I’m not a Vikings fan, but I am finding so much joy in watching these videos. This is some contagious happiness.

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

the real story here is that a senator’s buddy conned the military out of millions of dollars to study tinfoil