It says more about YOU that you have this much to say about how someone else chooses to dress to work out than any fashion choice could say about someone at the gym. They’re a peacock, shallow and image-obsessed, that’s easy. OK. But you HATE that for some reason. So much that you write a vitriol-filled diatribe…

It is disturbingly way too easy to read his quotes in the voice of a five-year-old boy who just got back from vacation.

“Floyd Mayweather Bankrupt” will read the headline that, at some point in the future, I won’t even be remotely surprised by

These semantics are ridiculous. If I ask you for a sandwich, are you ever in a million years going to hand me a hot dog? No, because you aren’t an idiot, and you know that a hot dog is a hot dog, not a fucking sandwich. What a dumb debate

In a side note, HOT DAMN do the Dodgers look like front-runners to take it all. They have crazy power and depth all through the batting order, they have Kershaw, Wood and McCarthy as under 3ERA starters, Kenley Jansen setting records as an unbelievable closer and really solid middle relief if they get in a jam. Just…

When I first moved to LA in 2001, one of the very first stories I ever heard from someone else in the entertainment business was from a producer who told me his girlfriend worked around Bill Cosby and had been invited to Cosby’s house for dinner. “Bring a friend” Cosby had said. So she brought her boyfriend (this…

I’m a sometime game show editor and you literally couldn’t stall your way to victory on Jeopardy, because they would just tell you to cut your shit and then would just pull the time up afterward to get through whatever minimum number of questions they wanted to get through. It’s not a live sporting event.

Inspired, Jamala launched into a stirring rendition of “That’s Amore”

How many times have you watched that? Because I don’t even care about the playoffs and I just watched that like 6 times

Is it OK for me to make that high-pitched “hiiiiiiiiiiii-ya ha ha ha” laugh that mariachi musicians do every time I take a drink? I mean, I can’t do that, but I wish I could.

I read that headline and thought it just meant that he made a really deep three in some pickup game and there was going to be a highlight in the article. This is much more depressing

“Real Sex takes a look inside the making of a dildo”

You know what would work better than that is if you could short a stock, then somehow create a public relations nightmare by, like, “representing” that company and beating one of their customers to a pulp and dragging them forcefully from the business, then releasing a viral video of it

Tulowitzki’s wife: (forgets Yaz)

My favorite Greek philosopher is Stegosaurus

I’m going to suggest that his left hand may be pale from wearing a golf glove in the sun on the regular

That guy really got across the stage fast. I’m trying to think of a word to describe the quick, fleeting motion with which he traversed the area and grabbed the trophy but it’s not coming to me. It was like he *sprung* across but that’s not quite right. Jolted across? No. Zipped across? Close but not quite using…