I got you covered.

Does that mean we’re in some sort of metaverse?

Hell, I wasn’t even involved and now I’m trapped in a hall of sassy mirrors.

I’m actually kind of shocked she hasn’t had any role at all in the Trump administration since he was elected.

Wait till you get to examples of Rebas.

“What started as a controversial term for fellatio...”

Did you adjust your fingerless gloves and fedora before typing that?

During Katrina fucking WALMART told their manager to break into the store (he had to bust in with a forklift) to give away products to people who needed them.

Horseshit like this is why people hate libertarians.

You must have large, muscular forearms, what from pulling up so hard on those bootstraps of yours.

so let’s divert emergency resources from rescuing people to arresting people for trying to feed themselves.

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

It’s only criminal looting if the perps are black. If they’re white, it’s upstanding citizens doing the best they can to provide for their families in a time of crisis.

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Not the one I was thinking about but thanks!

Hi, Texan here. I’ve seen a lot of this over the last few days and it frustrates me. Y’all know that 43% of voting Texans voted for Hillary, right? And Houston (currently underwater!) went blue? https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas?mcubz=0 

I’m ashamed to admit I agree.

Or at least whoever is filming in portrait mode

“Hey dude, I’m a fucking bear not a sorority chick. You’re not gonna get me to do your bidding by throwing a fucking watered-down domestic brew at me!”