Yeah, I forgot about the Great Salt Sea near Salt Sea City, Utah. Be pretty weird if the Caspian Sea was called a sea and the Great Salt Sea a lake because of salt when the Great Salt Sea is between 5 and 25 times saltier than the Caspian Sea, right? Right?

I’m actually kind of shocked she hasn’t had any role at all in the Trump administration since he was elected.

Wait till you get to examples of Rebas.

“What started as a controversial term for fellatio...”

Did you adjust your fingerless gloves and fedora before typing that?

During Katrina fucking WALMART told their manager to break into the store (he had to bust in with a forklift) to give away products to people who needed them.

Horseshit like this is why people hate libertarians.

You must have large, muscular forearms, what from pulling up so hard on those bootstraps of yours.

so let’s divert emergency resources from rescuing people to arresting people for trying to feed themselves.

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

It’s only criminal looting if the perps are black. If they’re white, it’s upstanding citizens doing the best they can to provide for their families in a time of crisis.

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Ha! I bet if you’d dropped “The Lorax” in there, nobody would have gotten your sarcasm.

Hey now!

Mr. President, glad to see you are lending your vast climatic knowledge to the debate. 

Not the one I was thinking about but thanks!

Between 25-60 ft depending on temperature. The typical conversion is 1 to 10 so

Or at least whoever is filming in portrait mode

“Hey dude, I’m a fucking bear not a sorority chick. You’re not gonna get me to do your bidding by throwing a fucking watered-down domestic brew at me!”