Regarding putting a chain on your keys: Make sure your keyring and the chain are both hefty. All the links in the chain also need to be welded closed. All this means that the chain is going to likely be big and heavy and not only impractical for day-to-day use but also unsightly. Still, if you think it is something…

Well played.

Now all I need is a piano.

Melania, the real one at least, has evil lady anime eyes.

The big issue for me is that he is making yet another fucking lie. No shit he didn’t meet with the President of the Virgin Islands. The fact that he just rattles this tid-bit off to make it look like he’s leadering when it is clearly, 100% not fucking true.

As someone from Florida, ummm.... yeah.

Ever try wishing them a “Happy Channukah” and then politely excuse yourself because they look jewish?

Time to start downloading and saving all my drm-free content. I think I’m going to need a bigger hard drive.

The same tip can be applied to Facebook... and you know what? It works!

It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of revolting and repugnant behavior from this administration. There is so much to be sickened and outraged over, it really is hard to pick. I don’t think yours is a risky statement.

Well actually, it isn’t mansplaining if it doesn’t start with “well, actually...”

Dude, I can totally get Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone into a threesome with me. It’s not that hard if, you know, you’re 1337 like me. But, I’m not going to do it, I’ve got better things to do.

I had read that she serves as Kelly’s enforcer in the White House: the body who will actively stand in the way of certain people seeing and talking to Trump. I had also read that she’s disliked in the WH and has been responsible for kicking political people out of policy meetings, like NSC, who have no business being…

I’m all for Trump going down in flames, so long as he takes the GOP with him.

I’m not sure if there really is that much penny-pinching in creating such a small amount of an item and distributing it so widely. You get better return on investment by creating large batches of something economies of scale being what they are. Considering the volume of what was offered, you’d think McDonald’s…

TIL what potted plants are finally good for.

I only know of one workaround, and since it only applies to old french fries, it’s not that good. Ask the server if they will make fresh fries without salt and claim a medical issue regarding sodium. At that point, they have to make a fresh batch since fries are usually salted after being pulled from the fat. Of…

Black and latin people everywhere need to go to gun ranges right now and start uploading video of themselves using modified weapons and remarking about how fast and fun they are and questioning why anybody would ban them. As soon as the GOP sees minorites using and wanting these things, we’ll get that ban rushed…

After the election and inauguration it was about two or three times a day. The “For Chrissakes Donald Trump is President?!?” feeling waned to maybe once a week, but then, I stopped paying so much attention to the news. Nowadays, I’m 3 or 4 times per week... there is a trend where he stirs up shit for a day or two and…

I’ve been banging the drum on the dangers of a Republican state led constitutional convention for about a year now and how scarily close the GOP is to getting one. The left needs to retake some state governments, but it gets increasingly harder with gerrymandering. These are incremental baby steps pushing the country…