The automation on those mugshot websites can sometimes be wrong, though not in this case. I recommend going to the county booking blotter in which your perp was jailed to get it directly from the source. YMMV depending on state and county laws, of course. Florida is pretty good about arrest records and mugshots though.

You left out the part where the first cop gets a time off work with pay while his fellow cops “investigate” him to see if he acted irresponsibly with his dart gun. Meanwhile, officers and firefighters in the city and the rest of the county rack up a shit-ton of overtime for the ridiculous day-long funeral for cop #2,…

No mention that Kushner is registered to vote as a woman in New York? I’m not attaching any meaningful or sinister significance to the fact. Occam’s razor suggests it was just a paperwork flub and the Kush never checked the gender on his voter ID card. I mean, it isn’t anything like being registered to vote in…

I don’t think life can get any better for Kelly. She’s getting paid a shit-ton of money to host a show during a coveted hour on precious, liberal, snowflake network NBC stirring up the same conservative bullshit and throwing it in the faces of liberals. Suggesting that being gay is a choice and outright insulting Jane…

The check was made out to the Trump Foundation as part of a charity auction for a portrait of donald Trump. I’m sure the Trump Foundation will soon get around to offering $25,000 worth of discounted greens fees for affected Puerto Ricans at select Trump resorts. In the meantime, those poor, suffering storm victims can…

Soo... we can expect dramatic drops in property values there? A tropical paradise that is loosely regulated and can serve as a tax shelter? If only there was a way to capitalize on this natural and humanitarian disaster.

Here’s a practice quiz for contestant candidates to take.

Mnuchin kabobs or Mnuchin pot pie?

...and none of it will make a bit of difference to Republicans.

During the 2004 hurricane season, I was without power for 10 days. By day 3 you start drinking the warm beer to keep from killing your neighbors.

No. If Puerto Rico was part of the United States, it would have a proper english name like Florida, Colorado or Montana.

Accidental honesty is the only honesty there is in politics.

I’m recovering from the hangover from the drinking prompted by yesterday’s shitty news cycle. I’m not going to survive the next few years.

Accountancy is my game. I live the 5-9 life of risk aversion, starched collars, constricting veins, and slowed blood flow to the brain. Coincidentally, I had a new client a few months ago by the name of Dr. Malik who was converting large sums of money into hemp script and a private submarine enterprise. He spoke…

Robert Anton Wilson and/or Robert Shea.... is that you?

In Alabama? Holy shit! That’s crazy! How come this hasn’t been more widely reported on?

So that’s why I find tomahawks and throwing stars embedded in my fence and telephone poles in my neighborhood on saturday mornings... clearly the reds and the yellows are mixing it up in street gang warfare.

Nah.. dogs and cats.

Nah, they run on wood chips over there.

I use an old pair of jeans. As part of playtime, I sometimes grab my cat and put him inside the old pair of jeans jeans and cinch it at the waist. He’s figured out that he has to tunnel his way down one of the pant legs to freedom. He seems to enjoy it... I think he likes sort of enclosed spaces and tunneling. I make…