Nah.. dogs and cats.

Nah, they run on wood chips over there.

I use an old pair of jeans. As part of playtime, I sometimes grab my cat and put him inside the old pair of jeans jeans and cinch it at the waist. He’s figured out that he has to tunnel his way down one of the pant legs to freedom. He seems to enjoy it... I think he likes sort of enclosed spaces and tunneling. I make…

You called it.

I’m kinda jealous about his beard though. I’ve got patchy cheeks.

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity (or in this case carelessness). It sounds like the neighbor is curbing his dog, bagging it and putting it in a nearby trash can. That is to say, he seems to be doing what’s expected of a decent neighbor and responsible dog owner and may simply not realize…

All this time my wildcat vanilla bean harvest operation has been using jaguars instead of panthers. No wonder I haven’t cornered the market yet. God damn it!

No fountain pens? Since the ink flows to the paper through capillary action you don’t need to apply any pressure, you just need to make contact with the paper. I also feel they are faster than ball points.

There’s no such thing as bad publicity, right Ted?

Careful, you might end up with shit in your shoe... in more ways than one.

Your memory and instincts about the guy seem contrary to the sentiments in his statement to Gizmodo. His statement included some unprofessional, combative and insulting phrasing towards the left. It doesn’t reflect a dispassionate defender of constitutional freedoms so much as a political advocate for the people he is…

Yeah, in a week or two they’ll settle down and move on to that week’s big issue. That’ll be about the time to remind them about how Trump betrayed them on DACA. You know, just to stir up the pot a little bit and get them biting again. It’ll also be helpful to mention how Trump is dealing with the Dems on raising the…

His fans have the attention span of a bunch of gnats. They’ll completely forget about DACA in two weeks... unless, of course, people occasionally remind them about it from time to time.

I live in South America and I can’t count the number of times I feel insane, idiotic or, more usually, both when I’m asked to explain something about the U.S. You name it, the U.S. has come up with the most batshit ridiculous approach to it. Just start thinking about how Americans handle (or more correctly, avoid…

Ooohh.... is that what Munn is supposed to be doing?

Ah yes.. I remember growing up with Stephen “Street fighter” Bannon. He lived down the block. Truly a remarkable young man. A “very fine person” if you know what I mean. Did you know he served as a junior officer on a Navy ship for a time? That experience has clearly made him one of the great military strategists in…

Let’s not jump to conclusions here. There are some very fine people on both sides of this thing. This Mr. Kjellberg and this Mr. PewDiePie, I’m sure, are both very fine young men. I think the gaming press is treating them both absolutely unfairly. If they were streaming Civilization and you objected to George…

Meh. Let’s see the picture of Kirk vs. ALF. Now that would be a battle for the ages.

This is disgusting and disheartening. I feel so badly for that poor man. Were the police to treat my father like that... I don’t know what I’d do.

This is insider trading right? These guys are going to be charged with securities fraud, face a judge and receive a stern finger wagging and a slap on the wrist that might turn red, right?