Breaking News: President Trump suffers heart attack followed by stroke followed by rapid onset of type 1, 2, and newly discovered type 3 diabetes.

It’s a portmanteau of “java” and “sanka”. It’s not good enough to be considered decent drip coffee, but it’s a shade better than Sanka decaffeinated instant. Order one at Starbucks and the barista will just empty the contents of the drip catcher into a cup and top it off with some instant creamer.

Cop level stupid

You buried the lead. I think the headline should be that somebody thinks there are schools in the United States that teach art history.

I wish everything had an optional dark theme.

When your religious leaders are called shepherds of the flock, consequently the members of that religion are the flock... of sheep.

Woah! Woah! Woah! Let’s not get vicious. That burn is as hot and scathing as my mayonnaise sandwich. Pass me the tums and a glass of water.. that is spicy.

I thought it was an Attack on Titan reference.

It’s just east of West Rwanda. You know, the classy one.

Bullshit. I smell backward rationalizations all around on these “reasons” for having voted for Trump.

You want to speak? Ok, I can be convinced you have the right to speak. You want to speak while holding a gun? That’s something else entirely.

I feel that members of the alt-right, white supremacists and nazis should keep their jobs and go to schools. Political beliefs and personal ideologies should be respected across the board. However... I feel they should also be required to use separate bathrooms. Like a port-a-potty outside, at the far end of the…

I read elsewhere, the Guardian I think, that the mayor of one Alabama city ordered a confederate monument, an obelisk I think, boarded up. Apparently the state legislature passed a law prohibiting the removal of statues and monuments without state approval.... so he just covered it up. I think there should be an…

There’s a difference between “remembering” and “celebrating”

This is like the GOP version of Sophie’s Choice: do they risk looking like shitheel traitors to American decency and stay silent or do they sacrifice Trump and his base’s support by calling him out publicly. Thankfully, they can half-ass it by making some fairly generic statements about hate to nobody in particular.…

I use an empty plastic soda bottle (500 ml or 12 oz). Just punch or melt a hole in the cap and screw it back on. Granted, if you’re entertaining guests it looks cheap AF, but for home use it probably isn’t a big deal. They work fine for syrups and batter. You’re reusing your trash before it hits the landfill and you…

I get the love for the squeeze bottles, but they aren’t that necessary and you can be easily improvise with a plastic soda bottle (500 ml or 12 oz size). Just heat a nail and push it through the lid. If you’re scared of melted plastic fumes and residue, then just punch it through. Fill your empty coke bottle with…

I wish I could set the Spencer punch as an animated looping desktop image.

Will you go to bat after the next incident when protestors throw firebombs into cars arguing that “can you blame them after what happened in Charleston? If the alt-right guy didn’t drive his car into a crowd of peaceful frotestors, these guys wouldn’t need to escalate”? When one group applies for a permit for a rally…