Donald Trump: The National Disaster That Keeps on Disastering.

She likely fucked Roger Ailes, so Team Trump can probably grab that pussy scot free.

Considering that she probably fucked Roger Ailes, Trump has a shot with that piece of ass.

I remember an old SNL skit that took place at a haute cuisine restaurant where all the food was white. I’ll be damned if I can find a video or link about it now.

I believe that for most cops, prosecutors and politicians the drug laws’ disproportionate effects on people of color is a feature, not a bug.

Please, please, please let Jeff Sessions have a massive, outrage-induced heart attack as a result of this news.

So we’re like six weeks away from video of a pregnant woman bleeding on the floor of an airplane pleading with airline staff to not hit her again and that she’ll drink the caffeinated soda and she won’t complain.

I can answer how to make rice without a rice cooker quickly and easily, at least on the stovetop.

Speaking as a white person, I must say I’m quite startled.

Taken from the captain’s logs of the first and final voyage of the classiest, most luxurious, super-duper aircraft carrier USS Donald Trump.

“Be careful”? That would be the opportunity of a lifetime for an aspiring fiction writer, fabulist and shameless shill such as myself. Also, the cocaine.

I think my asshole brother has the t-shirt.

The first photo with Trump was clearly taken before the event had begun. You can see people who aren’t smiling and posing properly. The person behind the President is looking down at his feet. Clearly, the entire team hasn’t arrived for the ceremony yet. In the second picture, you have a lot of hangers-on jumping into…

Somebody is definitely in touch with their inner David Lynch.

So this is really another set of goalposts. Games that were bad but that people cared enough about to diss in reviews as opposed to just so bad it wasn’t worth bothering with.

Sean Sphincter should never have even said his hellos.

I have it on good authority that this cop travelled from the future to kill this man to prevent him from fathering future black Hitler and/or future black Terminator. Sadly the man survived the shooting, so hug your children close tonight and tell them you love them because their great-great grandchildren will be…

Somehow, I doubt making an emotional plea to Beck is going to go far.

My older brother helped himself to my stuff when I left for college and sold it all. There went my comic book collection with a few old TMNT issues and my collection of imported Japanese giant robot toys including a bunch of GoDaiKin, lion and vehicle Voltron, and Macross stuff. Since my parents divorced, my dad would…

Yes, a floor director would give her a stand-by ahead of time just to get her to pay attention to the monitor but, more likely, the floor crew was oriented around the upcoming sports segment. I’ll guess the sports anchor was likely occupying the floor director’s attention by passing on some last minute changes…