Touché. Your commenting skill is wasted in the grays in these rarely looked at Kinja Deal posts.

Touché. Your commenting skill is wasted in the grays in these rarely looked at Kinja Deal posts.

The questions really have to be pitched in the most flattering way possible. “You guys have such keen business acumen, how succesful has the Trump family business been since you’ve taken over? Could you give me an idea in dollar amounts... how about, just how much more growth have you guys been responsible for?”

...or use an overturned bowl or plate. Geez, it’s not rocket science. And I’ve never had an issue with condensation getting my food soggy. Speaking of which, microwave cooking really isn’t a dry heat method of cooking anyway.

...or use an overturned bowl or plate. Geez, it’s not rocket science. And I’ve never had an issue with condensation…

I’d love to see a random selection of Americans go through the refugee application process and see how they fare. Would the U.S. allow Dwight who works at the Jiffy Lube on the corner into the country if he were a refugee?

I don’t blame BillO at all. I’d chuckle heartily after watching a video of O’Reilly getting beaten in the face.

If you need counselling, I know a guy.

I live in a foreign country, so going to the movies means choosing either watching a movie that has been dubbed into the local language or watching it in English with the foreign subtitles. So yeah, the captioning might be distracting for the first few minutes, but you quickly learn to ignore them, unless... the movie…

I love my yellow tinted glasses. They make greens really pop, to the point you think the grass and green traffic lights are fluorescent.

Meanwhile at the Pepsi museum, a worker’s thirst was dramatically and uncontrollably quenched when he was accidentally exposed to some of the refreshing effervescence while handling the infamous Jenner can that defused the police riots of 2017.

Ok Trump supporters. You need to learn from your master that this is how you get those pesky asians from staying at your home.

If only Kendall had offered a Pepsi to Assad instead.

Makes a great cat toy!

Makes a great cat toy!

Couldn’t agree more.

I don’t have to deal with him either. I moved away from the States a few years ago, so it really isn’t skin off my back anymore.

There hasn’t been a gas attack in some three years. You think it is a coincidence that Assad launched a gas attack months after Trump’s inauguration and weeks (days?) after his people said the US wasn’t going to be concerned with Syria or Assad? A consistent and coherent foreign policy on the part of the US was the…

“Plan”? “Plan”?

Yeah, but think about Donald’s massive boner for a moment. This sort of power is better than mainlining viagara directly into your dick (so I’ve heard). Melania better get ready for some anal tonight. Also, apparently, some people died this week. But Donald’s getting laid!

In the short run, sure it’s good, I guess. In the long run, though? There is a tl;dr at the bottom. I think we’ll see a testing of limits to see what will and what won’t provoke Trump.

I just read the linked article on the judge candidate whose husband runs a white supremacist blog and it is FAN-TAAASSS-TIC! The guy says something bad (and it’s all bad) and then tries to correct or clarify what he said by saying something worse. It’s like he discovered he stepped in dog shit and in order to get out…

Only one thumb. The other hand is busy stroking his rock hard erection over how well he is going to fuck the country over his blind ideology and his party’s lust for power.