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edgarthesafetyelephant

I have yet to see any mexican places, but I haven’t been looking for them. I know of a great hamburger spot, Tierra de la Nada, in Balvanera that makes really good burritos. I’ve seen on the rare occasion taco platters which are Bimbo-brand Rapiditas® tortillas stuffed with whatever filling the cook dreamed up which I

/sigh

I bet Trump’s passwords are along the lines of “CanIGiveYouABlowjobMisterTrump” or “PleasePeeOnMeMisterTrump” and he conveniently “forgets” from time to time so that he can ask his assistants, “Hey, Hope, honey, what’s my Twitter password? I Forgot again.”

They’ll find those transcripts in the same box with the letter of comendation for having received a silver star and a purple heart in combat in Vietnam, along with his certified chess Grand Master membership card, the plaque announcing he received a three Michelin star rating at his exclusive closed-door restaurant he

I’ll add my recipe because I can. I’ll preface it with that in all likelihood it won’t yield brownies quite as good as Dorothy’s recipe. It does have two advantages. First, it uses cocoa powder instead of chocolate. Since I pretty much can never keep chocolate in the house for more than a few days, cocoa powder is a

I recommend picking up some alternate ear cushions while your at it. The stock ones are ok, but treating your head nice with upgraded material is worth it.

I recommend picking up some alternate ear cushions while your at it. The stock ones are ok, but treating your head

Hey, you want to see the button? No... THE button. I can only show it to the most special and important people in the country. That’s what the Constitution says, but I think you qualify.

...in a material world. (Material!)
You know we are living with a material threat...

Either use a spool or get a big enough dick bag. You don’t want to be that one guy who is trying to carry his 12 foot dick in an 8 foot dick bag.

I don’t know... after watching the sensational b-roll used in the report, I have an undeniable urge to go kill a cop. Now that you mention it, I also feel like casting spells and fighting a dragon. Could you hook a brother up?

I spent the last three and a half years at whaling college and I’m about to graduate. You mean, I won’t be hunting sperm whales to harvest spermaceti? How will I feed my five children?

ikr! Large portions of PDP’s video seemed like it was cribbed from Trump’s “speeches”. I was thinking about asking whether anybody knew if PDP was a Trump fan, but it seemed like asking would stir up the hornet’s nest even more. Usually, I have no problem with that, but I’m just not in an antagonizing mood tonight.

I’ll loan you my handgun if it’s all too much. Keep in mind, when you take it out of its case, it will be a .38 but when you put it under your chin and pull the trigger, it turns into a .45.

My sentiments exactly you son of a bitch.

I think humor (or attempts at humor) have to be placed in context and ability. Mel Brooks can tackle nazis and racism with humor, but then, he’s an incredibly talented and experience humorist. He knows how to make the joke about potentially offensive material. PDP admits he’s a rookie comedian in this video and as

Well put. I think it is telling that he characterizes the media as some singular entity with an agenda of taking him and other internet celebrities down. It’s a bunker mentality that turns a conversation about the line between being funny and offensive into us versus them. Of course, he characterizes himself as the

I suspect Trump was thinking, “I’m the boss here. I’ll make a call and straighten this out” and then proceeds to act like he does when he calls the head of concierge services at one of his hotels regarding a customer complaint.

...aaaand I think its time to start wasting ICE’s resources with a few anonymous “tips” of my own.

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The information in this reply is totally legit.