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edgarthesafetyelephant

This is what amphetamine abuse looks like. Notice her low energy on the Today show? She hadn’t had her morning bump yet.

a simple “/s” at the end would save you a lot of grief

Hell no. Men receive medals. She’ll get a nice apron or a new ironing board. Maybe both!

Nah. Conway stays and remains trusted. Trump likes the blonde womens.

Many countries issue their citizens national ID cards. It Spanish speaking countries, it’s almost always called a DNI. My DNI is either used or closely linked to a range of government services, programs and other identities (medical, passport, tax and employee ID, etc). It also isn’t a thing you keep secret from

Well said.
I question whether he is anti-semitic. My take is that he is so far removed by virtue of wealth, location, personal history, and/or time from the holocaust (and poverty for that matter) that he doesn’t appreciate the reality of murder. It’s so abstract to him, it is joke-worthy. His casual attitude to other

Because murder is funny! Get it? I mean, real murder isn’t funny, and I feel absolutely awful about your uncle Carl. Really, I do. But you know, funny murder is funny! When it happens to real people though, it’s totally bad. Get it? It’s just like rape jokes. See?

I like Philippe Reines’ reaction

Here’s a short list of cases the ACLU has taken that one would consider reflect conservative causes, groups and interests:

Are you sure? I thought I had read (in the Guardian, most likely) that it was a grey area. Something along the lines that no president has ever attempted to undo a previous president’s cummutations but that the possibility exists.
Either way, I’m not celebrating until she’s out of prison and a free women. Pics or it

This is actually a golden ticket for anybody in the administration who wants to leak to the press but is afraid of getting caught. This sort of circus taking place in public is the perfect plausible deniability. Something embarassing makes it onto the front page of the NYT... well, somebody could have seen something

What’s backfiring is the egotistical insistence on slapping the Trump name on everything. If they simply rebrand into a safe, neutral word with positive connotations like “Honest” the shilling won’t be so naked.

No shopper left behind

Neat idea.. this really needs to move to Lifehacker though. I’m too literal for hidey hole ideas and would probably use something like this to hide my router just to amuse myself:

Thank you kindly, ma’am. I been practicin’ with this here computerism good since the gum’mint brought in them teleyphone lines into the holla. You make sure your fella gets you one o’ dem stars too. You tell him I said so.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

There’s nothing wrong with Bannon. He is wrong.

peppermints

I tend to suck on lots of peppermint candies when I date. Not just for the breath, but for the taste factor.