I will consider helping out any hip and happening lefty chicks who wish to live the latin life. I currently reside in Buenos Aires and include citizenships for Argentina and Spain. You must pay for airfare and the wedding ceremony. Consummation is optional, but highly encouraged. Sorry, no vegetarians or vegans…

Panama? Yuk. Come further south. Chile and Uruguay are popular destinations. I like Argentina since my dollar goes much, much further. Aside from China which looks to South America for trade, the continent is largely ignored by the rest of the world. There might be some ICBMs that fly over during the war, but they…

Have you considered injecting yourself with the blood of teenaged virgins? A GREAT stress reliever.

I think temporal paradox ought to be #1. Time traveler from the future fucks up by killing Hitler, or fucking his own mother, or passing on a particularly nasty case of the clap onto prehistoric cavemen who have no natural resistance to the disease and manages to wipe out the entire timeline, including your ancestors…

Conway has the face of a meth addict, but with good teeth.

There are secession efforts that take place in New York from time to time, usually along the lines of NYC vs everywhere else. I say great, let the rest of the state go so that the liberals in the city can keep their money, power and electoral votes for themselves. The rest of the state is just a ball and chain on the…

Don’t worry, starting on Monday there will be much bigger, much more substantive things to take issue with.

I thought these trolls lived under bridges

Compare those inaugural crowds to these women marching today...

Nazis and racists in particular, and a healthy portion of the Republican party in general, will never give you what you deserve. They will never give you your civil rights, your hard earned pay, you dignity (or your life). Minorities have been asking politely for too long, going through the proper channels, appealing…

Republicans are a few state governments away from being able to unilaterally pass whatever Constitutional amendment they can dream of.

If she’s at all into fantasy or sci-fi, io9 does a monthly book round-up. Besides the typical space opera and wizards & wyverns fare, they cover all sorts of topics, themes and styles. There’s always at least one book there that catches my eye every month.

Conway?! I thought they somehow got Mark Mothersbaugh to appear at gunpoint.

I hope there will be an iconic “balcony moment” where he stands on high, basking in the adulation of the assembled throngs, just like Peron, Mussolini or Ceausescu.

Agreed. I think VC hit the sweet spot while still feeling like a game. The later entries felt like they were pushing the envelope in immersive gangster simulation. VC is the one I jump into after a few beers when I want to screw around and the only one I’ve played through the story three times.

Hahahaha! It is featured prominently in my “You may also like” panel just left of the headline pic. I didn’t check the date, but I felt like the story about hidden cameras in AirBnB rentals seemed old, but I didn’t question it since the story linked in the lead-in revolves around a New Year’s Eve rental.
Now that I…

All children’s meals come with Patriotism Boxes loaded with toy guns and medals! Pew! Pew! Pew!

If sincere, it seems to me like Pelt should have done something other than share the screencap. He should have called the restaurant and said something like, “you need to take today’s special down NOW, and let me explain why...”

I am unaware of a single “bad” type of melon, though I can understand personal squeemishness in regards to canteloupe.