I cringe when I read “let’s have some fun with Martin Luther King Day.”

I expected this to be the special of the day at the Trump Tower Grille.

I’ve been having a wet dream lately that Obama would run for a Senate seat in 2018.

Yeah, sure. But who’s going to be asking for directions?

If only there were a handy state-by-state guide that summarized wiretap laws across the country...

He loves their cookies. He can’t help himself. He just grabs their cookies and he eats them. He doesn’t wait. And ya know what? They let him do it. He just moved on them like they were brownies, but he didn’t get that far because they’re girls. But damn, handfuls of cookies.

I don’t think the Russians were doing anything with Trump early on until he became an obvious front runner. The dates on the dossier when the interesting stuff starts to take shape were late spring/summer 2016.

How often does Putin do press conferences though? Never. He only ever does his annual Christmas time press conference once a year and that’s about it as far as talking with the press. So this... unexpected?

That heavy eye makeup is veering into Joker territory.

Y’all don’t fuckin’ know what y’all talkin’ about. There ain’t no fuckin’ palace in Versailles. Ain’t no fuckin’ palace nowhere else in Kentucky neither, before or after the revolution. Hell, Kentucky weren’t even a state until after the revolution. Danged smart-ass liberals don’t know what y’all talkin’ ‘bout

Is there a tl;dr version?

Hey Texas! On a related note, how is being #3 in the country for HIV diagnoses and #10 in chlamydia cases working out for you? Just curious. It’s a shame there isn’t some easy and inexpensive way to prevent those infections. Shame!

Some Twitter clients show which OS version of the software sent which tweets. Tweetdeck for one does (or at least, recently did since I don’t use it and can’t personally say). The official Twitter client does not report this information.

Awkward!

Hopefully the same person who suddenly came to his or her senses just as he was about to tweet a picture of himself with a bucket of fried chicken with the caption “Happy MLK day! The best fried chicken and watermelon are made in Trump Tower Grill! I love the blacks!”

You just don’t love sports as much as this guy. You lack passion.

Back when these cars were first introduced into the US, they hadn’t yet figured out a properly anglicized name. A few weeks before their debut at showrooms, the head of the American division called HQ in Japan to ask what they should call these cars.

Thank you! Very comprehensive.

Yeah, but it’s typical. White guy, black guy and pretty white chick all steal a bike. Guess who gets left alone, harassed and offers of help?

The state of political discourse in the U.S.