Needs more Putin

Wow. Blast from the past.

I’m surprised it wasn’t rebranded as “The Trump White House” because we all know how much he loves slapping his name on everything he can get his hands on.

This makes me want to book a spa day at Mar-a-Lago and piss all over the place... in the sauna, the pool, the massage table, the hot tub, through my terry cloth robe and into the deck chairs.

My near-constant rage is dwindling to either apathetic resignation or resigned apathy.

Out with “The Buck Stops Here” and in with “The Shit Starts Here”

My mom was a fan of the flip phones for old people. She carried a chinese made model designed for seniors with BIG BUTTONS and a BRIGHT SCREEN. It finally snapped at the hinge and she eventually picked up a amsrtphone. 2 years later, she still has trouble figuring it out. There’s something to be said for tech that is…

This just sets up a throwdown fight between the Joker and Zapp Brannigan.

But the PEA basically said the players talked themselves into a collective agreement... which is sort of odd and unprecedented in regard to sports’ labor relations. right? You seem terribly knowledgable about it.

Wait.. so management caved in to labor, saying that labor signed a ... umm.. “sub-par contract” for lack of a better term... and that labor should have known better, but management will let their previous commitment slide in light of what they came to agree on later. And then management said that what basically…

Quick! Trap them! Tag them! A “moderate Republican open to compromise with Democrats” you say? These are rare beasts, indeed. They should be studied and preserved for future preservations.

Yeah, that’d be me. Either, “shit! I thought I was in first gear!” or “Whadddya mean, occifer? There’sth no lawsth againstht drinking and *hic! jumping in hypersthpace... isth there?”

I rock a 4 year old business laptop and as the years wear on I’ve found the app that CanYouRunIt uses to judge whether I can or cannot run a game is usually wrong.

Criminally delicious

So here’s another Billie Holiday version, but this one has a special Ted Cruz cameo at :50! Good ol’ Ted... always up to spoiling Donald’s special time.

The White House kitchen will be turned into a KFC franchise by the end of February.

I live in Argentina and american-style, breaded, fried chicken is pretty much unknown here. There is one (1!) KFC in the entire country. I don’t know why... was it a novelty restaurant idea? Was it a test restaurant to see if friend chicken could take off here? For the lolz? Either way, I make a special trip once…

Me too and I learned that she recorded an album of jazz and blues standards called Lady Sings the Blues.

I’m trying to imagine what the photographer in 1986 said to direct the model in this shoot.

I think we need to talk about how Rebecca Ferguson agreed to perform at Trump’s inauguration on the condition she performs “Strange Fruit”