PUT PENIS INSIDE CRACK IN THE WALL AND GOT STUCK.

I am prepared to welcome any and all hobbit refugees fleeing the conflict of the Israeli - New Zealand war.

Attorney General? I thought the county sheriff was their top dog in the law and order chain of command.

Maybe those second amendment could folks do something. I don’t know.

I’m shocked and saddened to discover the candy corn on his head tastes like smog-covered plastic.

May I recommend some reinforced fenders and perhaps a cow-catcher accessory? They’re labelled “Cow-catcher”, but in the office we all know they’re “kid-catchers” because there are also lots of goat herders in the area.

So she moonlights doing daytime soap operas?

I treat every trip to almost every store (the mall, the grocery store, downtown, whatever) as though it were a commando raid. Get in quick. Find the target. Acquire the target. Headshot any salesman who tries to interrupt the mission. Get out quick.

Well, we all know blacks are lazy, so QED.

I think you crossed the line with that one.

Easy. Set him on fire. If he screams and it smells like grilled steak, then he’s still alive. If he doesn’t move much and it smells like burnt leather, then he’s dead.

The Mediaite link isn’t playing the video for me. I get a “Crossdomain Access Denied” error. Here is the interview via YouTube:

It appears that playing the video through Mediaite’s website has been disabled. At least, that’s what I’m getting. Here is a YouTube link:

A duet with Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes (the singers from the Dirty Dancing “Time of My Life” song)

Bowling pin? That’s not how you pick up a spare.

Thank you.

hmm... also some states are gerrymandered to shit with little hope of fair redistricting. That alone is enough to tip the scales in favor of the party that did the gerrymandering. It wouldn’t take much more in the way of disenfranchising voters to hold onto power, so a soft touch here, a mildly civil rights-violating…

An expansive interpretation of the commerce clause was used to justify many of these federal mandates in local affairs. Amend the commerce clause so it can only be interpreted strictly and problem solved: those mandates are unconstitutional. Ta-Da!

I disagree. Consider Lee Atwater on the Southern Strategy (sorry for the n-word and the weird quotes and the embedded wikipedia links...):

I only just learned about all this over the past month and a half. You ever wonder when conservatives grumble about the gays recently how they say they would support a constitutional amendment to define marriage as between one man and one woman? I always rolled my eyes, I mean, there’d be no way Congress would propose…