Nope. Nope. Nope. That’s the number of illegal immigrants who were illegally allowed to vote illegally in this election by illegal election officials in liberal blue states who are illegally not securing the vote.
um.m....I’m looking for another place I can shoehorn an “illegal”...

I think there is an exceedingly high chance that Trump properties around the world will be targeted for terrorist attacks over the next few years. Trump Tower in NYC and his new DC hotel are probably the safest ones, but man, they better not plan any trips abroad together.

..and apparently, secretaries can also be men, too. It’s been a mind-blowing few weeks for Trump.

I’m not racist. It’s the white people in the United States who were sadistic, raping slave owners. It’s a fact. It also isn’t racist to state that it is white people who chase down, beat and hang black people from trees. That’s a fact too. It’s a fact that white people treated other people as property, buying and…

No. Blame Trump. It’s his own damned fault for not looking sexy in a minidress. Myself, I look fantastic in one, thank you very much.

At this point, I think his strategy is to leave everything in as perfect a condition as possible and make a smooth and orderly handover. It’s like when your parents leave for the weekend, but managed to make sure everything was clean and pristine first so that the mess and damage you and your friends made would be…

Hmm... maybe it does need clarifying.
He’s a bad parody of Zaphod Beeblebrox.

He’s a parody of Zaphod Beeblebrox.

I’ve only just started to notice Trump’s Zaphodiansim with the Pakistan phone call. It bears worth watching, doesn’t it?

Dude, remember when he used to do videos on Excel and Wordperfect? Man, those were the days.

I read it as something Zaphod would say.

Barron is autistic.
“What?! No way! How?”
Old sperm...
“Bullshit. I would have heard about it...”
Melania is paying a lot of money to sue the shit out of the guy who discovered it from studying video of Barron. Of course you won’t hear about it on the MSM, and obviously on Brietbart or Fox. Trump is suppressing it.
“Bullshi…

My freshman year roommate came from a “good” (all white) suburban New Jersey high School. He had only ever read one book in his life and had never written a paper. I think he had to write a few single-pagers/paragraphs in high school, but that was it. My floor and I spent a lot of long nights teaching him fundamentals…

That is like the cherry on top. Can you think of a presidential power more perfectly, idiosyncratically tailored to Trump?

Sure, winter is coming. Sniffling his nose like that? Perfectly normal in the weather, right?

J’accuse…!

I’ve lived in Florida for most of my life and my family and I have had a ton of cars over the past 35 years. As kids, we were made to wash the cars all the time. We never cracked a windshield from washing. You live in Florida, so you know the weather can switch from sun-shiney to thunderstorm and back, all in the…

I believe it’s a reactionary position to anything the left values or prioritizes. Can they make money from it? Probably? Though, there is money to be made by developing alternate energies. Does the left generally believe in equal treatment and respect for everyone? Well, that’s just PC bullshit. Is global warming a…

“Would you like another serving of the chorizo and cheddar souffle, Mr President? How about I smother that with a little sausage gravy? I’m glad you razed the White House vegetable garden. Michelle was driving me nuts with all those salads. Tsk! Tsk! You don’t need to eat any vegetables if you don’t want to, Mr.…

That would be Mad Max, the 1979 Mel Gibson movie. That portrayed an anarchic world where police were overwhelmed by gangs. I feel we’re headed in the opposite direction of strong police powers and crushing authoritarianism.
Still... MM:FR makes a solid point about locking up your pussies lest somebody decides to grab…