“Who’s the more dickish, the dick, or the dick who follows him?”

mm.... remember that Khan guy? His big DNC speech?
Walk it back, just a bit.

Hahahahahahaha! Don’t you remember 2004? Oh you sweet, silly, forgetful liberal/millenial/whatever you are.
Let me take you back to those innocent halcyon days when Charlie Sheen was a respectable actor on a highly rated TV show, Hoobastank had a top hit single on the Billboard charts and Lance Armstrong is a fucking…

Hey asshole, you take your fucking hat off when you step indoors.

I feel like this was taken from a Douglas Adams’ book.

Pfft... these damned nouveau riche.
#no_monocle #poseur

I find mentioning Anita S.’s name is the best GG bait.

Amazing! New DNA analysis proves Donald Trump is a direct descendant of Pontius Pilate!

Just you wait... he hasn’t named a press secretary yet.

The real crime against humanity here is the bad miming.
...as if there was good miming.

I have no doubt it is interesting on many, many levels: tattoo art, jewish history and culture, and true crime to name a few. But it seems like such a weirdly focused subject to devote to encyclopedianism. I hope they pulled the picture from criminal justice records on identifying tattoos/scars/marks rather than go up…

The Big Grifter? So close to Reaganesque, yet so very, very, very far away.

So Kanye’s on his deathbed? Maybe 2016 will end on a high-note after all!

You can visit the oversized bust of Zappa’s head too.

I had an ‘92 Integra at the time. My best friend had a ‘91 and his father had a cherry red NSX (also a bright yellow ‘90 Corvette. Neither of which we were allowed to drive, but still nice to bask in front of). Our third wheel had a Legend.
We’d occassionally ride in and sometimes drive friends’ cars as needed... but…

Thanks. I was thinking about masturbating and then taking a nap. Now I want to throw up and hit myself with a mallet until I pass out.

While winning the Presidency and control of Congress is a big deal, the heart of Republican control over the lives of most Americans on most day-to-day matters resides in control over state governments.

...why do I feel like I’m going to be listening to this a lot over the next four years?

Looks like Nadal with a Moe haircut.

He’s German, right? He’s gotta know a thing or two about keeping those.. umm.. ... players... in line. What else is he talking about when he’s all, like, “good hustle out there guys. Now hit the showers.”