He doesn’t use email. Most likely a DM through Twitter. Much safer.

I bet there will be a conflict of interest scandal within the first week once Trump instructs his “blind trustees” to heavily invest in construction firms located in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California.
“What do you mean I can’t invest in the firms that will build the wall I just signed into law? That’s just good…

I’m pretty sure better than 80% of Republican lawmakers realize “concerns about voter fraud” is nothing more than a strategy to frustrate poor people, minorities and college students from voting, which would kneecap their opposition.
I’m lowballing with the 80% in order to take into account the ones who are dumb enough…

Kansas’

I grew up in St. Petersburg, FL which is set up with numbered streets running north-south and numbered avenues running east-west. In school, our math teachers would use street maps when teaching cartesian coordinates, especially when calculating distance and slope, which can quickly be turned into a heading. A lot of…

In copious detail:

Tweets and rallies!

“Tramp! I”ve got a grande Moccachino for Tramp! Is there a Tramp here? Anybody know if there is a Tramp here?

We’re going to build a wall of menopause. It’ll be beautiful. It’ll be 20— no, 30 feet tall covered in the most amazing dye job. The wall, I tell you, the wall will undress you with its eyes. You’ve never seen anything like it. And there’ll be so much pussy to grab, you won’t believe it— just so much pussy, it’ll be…

Yet another settlement from the guy who never settles lawsuits.

Way to go, EA!

Needs a bigger and better profile pic

“principled Conservative should be as embarrassed”

Here in Argentina we have a weekly news magazine show that’s kinda, sorta like 60 Minutes meets Last Week Tonight called Journalism for Everybody, (“Periodismo Para Todos”) the name of which is a fuck you to our previous president Kristina Kirchner. The details of how and why aren’t important here. The show soon took…

You’re too kind. ^_^

To be fair, I think Trump was more interested in developing options for the White House. Change the name, paint it gold, lease the east wing as office space and rent out the bedrooms as luxury apartments. He plans to stay at Trump Tower.

“That’s what associate producers are for. This isn’t a TV show?”

He doesn’t have time for half a season (or the patience, and when the sundowning hits, forget it, he gets up and starts wandering around like during the debate). He did manage to watch most of Air Force One and learned that he can push his opponents out the door of a plane into the ocean below. He also like the music.

Trump: ‘Hey, that guy looks like he’s got his act together! Is he military? I need a national security advisor. When can he start?’

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.