edgarthesafetyelephant
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edgarthesafetyelephant

It’s called taking a daily, hour-long walk with your slow-moving, elderly father so he gets some activity, sun and fresh air. Depending on my mood, it’s either the most thoughtful hour to later launch into a writing project or the most boring hour of my day.

The model for the classier Trump White House

Let’s talk about something less apocalyptic, please. Let’s talk about the “Trump White House” (tm), can we?

Trump is a hugely successful, billion-dollar, luxury real estate developer. Really. Nobody knows more about luxury real estate development than him. Just ask him. Hugely successful. You don’t really think he’s

What conflict of interests? There is money to be made. Lots and lots of money. What other interest is there?

Nope. Missing Sarah Palin.

A Constitution isn’t worth having if you can’t fit it all within 140 characters.

A Constitution isn’t worth having if you can’t fit it all within 140 characters.

For quick and easy deployment for his mounted .50 caliber cannon? For hunting, of course.

...and most state legislatures and most state governorships.
Sorry, I feel like I’m rubbing salt into the wound, but it should probably be on your radar too.

I live in Buenos Aires and it was a beautiful early summer day here. It was supposed to be all rain and thunderstorms though. Oh look, another forecast about today that was dead fucking wrong.

So I was just in bed taking a nap and had slapped the snooze button on my phone a few times already. During my snoozes, I’d go into a light sleep and my thoughts turned to, unfortunately, the election. I was thinking about somebody’s reaction I read online earlier today arguing that “I don’t hate other people... blah

And Fuck Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and the leadership and strategists at the DNC. Over the past decade, Democrats have managed to lose the majority of state legislatures, the majority of state governorships, the house of representatives, the senate, the presidency, and likely the ideological balance of the supreme

I also have citizenship in Spain, and hence access to the Eurozone. I am single, good looking, in my early 40's with no kids. Looking for single, earnest, left-leaning lady who enjoys siestas, drinking wine at lunch, long walks along the mediterranean beaches.

I hope this new movement involves smashing the Democratic Party into little pieces. Instead of putting forward a candidate that could challenge a rising Trump’s appeal to anti-establishment feelings, DNC insiders gave us Hillary, a consummate insider. The wrong candidate was put forward because “she’s a Clinton, it

Man, and I thought Reagan was bad.

I looked at the margins between T and C for a few swing states before going to sleep very, very late last night and third party votes would have made up the difference for Hillary to win, but in most cases just barely. In other words, the overwhelming majority of third party votes would have had to go to Hillary for

Hey, I’m pretty fucking presidential, yo.

Just wait until my internet connected fridge gets a twitter account.

I’ve made a few of these before. Here are a few things I’ve done.

I agree. This was pointed out in comments on another nazi related thread that at this point the hunt for nazis should pretty much be done with and amnesty offered in exchange for talking with historians. The search for justice would be fruitless, but there may still be time to collect testimony and memories.