A quarter of American adults don’t have a smartphone and that percentage gets much higher if you didn’t finish high school, make less than $30,000 a year, or are over 65 years old.

Why don’t you make a combined list of all the PEOPLE who have not spoken up about being in Woody Allen films. Women are people right?

Okay now do the women.

But their male peers—like the newly “woke” Justin Timberlake, who co-starred with Winslet in 2017's Wonder Wheel—have managed to elude the same kind of bad press entirely, largely because they haven’t been asked about working with Allen in the same way, if at all.

“This is about the women. Men should not be trying to make this about themselves.

“Men should be quiet and listen to what the women have to say about this topic. Also, why aren’t the men speaking up?”

So now people are being castigated if they’re tangentially connected to a sexual predator and say nothing? Good to know.

I was perfectly content with “because it does” as an answer to the title of this article. Curse you for making me learn Ballaban!

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this article. Thank you for such an entertaining read.

Mach Buffet — You made me hungry, for SCIENCE!

Todd Haley is and always will be the person most likely to describe their child’s wedding as “Faggy”

...and here’s where it landed.

She wasn’t a minor...she is an adult. At what age would you give her full agency for her behavior?

She didn’t say no until the very end, though. At which point he stopped trying. And, yes, he was pressuring her into sex the whole time, not coercing her into sex. People seem to not realize that coercion involves force or threats.

Every time she expressed hesitation or said she wasn’t comfortable with something, he stopped. She doesn’t try to leave until the end and he doesn’t stop her. Instead he calls her an Uber. Also, she’s a grown adult too and doesn’t seem like she was forced into anything. Being inconsiderate is not the same thing as…

I agree. I don’t feel like he sexually assaulted her and don’t feel like this should be included in the same realm as “me too.” I think he was very wrong and acted like an asshole, but she was always free to go. He didn’t force anything on her. This reminds me of the type of stuff they tell you in high school (“If a…

He was absolutely tacky. And we’ve all been there. But to call this an “assault” diminishes assault and removes agency from women. (Not arguing at you - just thinking out loud!)