What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

QB is unquestionably the most important position in sports. You can’t win consistently without a great QB.

Probably the same thing Gwyneth Paltrow has been doing, but for guys.

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.

As a person with a different neurodegenrative disease that shares some of the Parkinson symptoms, I give you full leave to laugh your ass off- as I did. It was a perfect take.

Dobrý deň! That’s all the Slovak I know. My grandmother knows a bit more.

I feel terrible for laughing at this.

Ya gotta watch out for Fox, he’s got a hell of a head fake these days.

God’s work is throwing a (possibly drug) and alcohol-fueled temper tantrum and destroying irreplaceable art? Kind of a weirdly metal God, I guess..

Follow up fun fact: Samuel Bucek in Slovak is literally Samuel Bacon.

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