That sounds like a more fun sport than the one my neighborhood group engages in, which is being passive aggressive about trash pickup times and leash law observance.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

It’s a little known fact that Dan Quinn had a 28-3 lead in the 3rd quarter against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI and still lost the game.

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Hey you know what I need when I’m supposed to be working but I’m really goofing off on the internet?  It’s definitely “WELCOME TO ANTIQUE SHITSHOW” at top volume.  

No, THIS Buick:

This Buick:

This suit has no merit. LoDuca’s claim actually makes West look like a better umpire by giving him a reason to be so lousy.

I had a buddy in college who dated a girl whose mother looked like Joe West. She used to come home after work, drink beer and fall asleep in front of the TV.

My buddy’s old roommate used to date a guy who looked exactly like Lo Duca to the point where that became his nickname.

Let’s forget some guys: Paul Lo Duca.

In before folks start complaining about cyclists not following the rules of the road or having insurance. Get bent. Most cyclists just want to safely get where they are going and are doing their best to do so. Put down your phone and pay attention to the 4500lb steel missile you’re guiding down the road. Its up to you…

Why replay the game? Should be automatic forfeiture....only way to shut these guys up once and for all. 

Can you guys add more auto-play videos? They’re a nice distraction from the constant screaming, crying, and incoherently babbling voices in my head.

Spanfeller trying to make that money money money! He don’t give a fuuuuuck!! (What absolute schmucks him and his cronies are!)

“That’s the plan.”

Unfortunately they also decided after SMU that, regardless of how badly the institution loses control of its program, there isn’t anything bad enough to merit the death penalty. 

I know no one will ever see this as I’m a lowly grey commenter, but can you guys quit with the auto-play videos. I keep thinking the voices in my head are back.

Ralph Wiggum has not aged well.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.