I would love more Twin Peaks, if only for it to having nothing to do with anything we see in Part 18 and then end in another cliffhanger. Maybe people will finally get it if he does it a fourth time.

But that gum I like is back in style. Get the damn fish out of the percolator and get back to work Mr. Lynch.

“Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday, Jesus! Hope you like crap!”

Do you like Carly Rae Jepsen? Her early work was a little too folky for my tastes, but when “Kiss” came out in ‘12, I think she really came into her own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She’s…

God in the morning, this article alone is the saddest testimony to what a ruin the Kinja transition has made of the old AV Club Commentariat. This woulda had HUNDREDS of comments under Disqus. Now, there’s nothing, just a lone tumbleweed in the corner, moldering slowly into dust.

At press time the Festival of Disruption programmers were disturbed by Lynch’s voice, heard on an old rotary phone, insisting he was at the festival right now, and it was not his custom to screen where he was not wanted...

David, what was it like to work with Sting when you made Dune?

Knock knock

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Ironically, calling things basic has become quite basic.

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!

I’m headed to the Goodwill to retrieve the 400 pound 27" RCA teevee I donated in 2002. I’m sure it’s still there.

Whats the Fucking Point Anymore?

It’s really sad. One of the most lively and entertaining commenting communities gone in a flash.

Pepperidge farm rem.....

Remember when people used to comment on AV Club articles?

The number of people who are too dumb to realize that something is wrong with their motion-smoothing-enabled tv is the #1 data point that should have tipped us off that Trump would win.

I watch all my movies exclusively on iPhone screens.

Obama tricked us into giving him three terms! Wake up sheeple!